<![CDATA[Valleywag: Arnold Schwarzenegger]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Arnold Schwarzenegger]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/arnold schwarzenegger http://valleywag.com/tag/arnold schwarzenegger <![CDATA[ California wants the online bullying to stop ]]> California's state legislators are tired of cyberbullying. Of their constituents' children, that is, not them. A bill that will suspend, or even expel, students from school for bullying online or via text message is now awaiting approval by the State Assembly. After that, it will need the Governator's signature. The bill is reminiscent of Kentucky's proposal to ban anonymous comments. No one likes a bully, but we're kind of hoping Schwarzenegger declares this bill too girly-man to be made into law. [News.com]

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Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:40:00 PDT Alaska Miller http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036546&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Schwarzenegger thwarted by state payroll still run on Cobol ]]> Last week — it's amazing how many tech workers missed it — California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger "terminated" (sigh) 10,000 state employees and cut another 200,000 to the state minimum wage of $6.55 an hour. Democratic state controller John Chiang (Schwarzenegger is a Republican, despite his marriage into the Kennedy family) told the Sacramento Bee that it would take at least six months to reconfigure the state's payroll system to issue blanket checks at minimum wage. The state had hired retired Cobol experts to work part-time on the system. Schwarzenegger fired them last week. Entrepreneurs, start your engines — I smell opportunity! (Cobol code from SimoTime Enterprises)

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Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:20:00 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5033701&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Google is blue, Cuil is red ]]> Here's a special bonus for conspiracy theorists: Vince Sollitto, Cuil's PR chief, previously worked as a Republican political operative and spokesman for California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Google executives, as one would expect for a bunch of Bay Area liberals, have donated heavily to Democratic candidates and causes. Cuil is backed by Wal-Mart family money. See a pattern?

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Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:20:00 PDT Owen Thomas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5031147&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Gavin Newsom selects Jennifer Siebel as gubernatorial running mate ]]> San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom is running for higher office again, so it was time for another wedding. The latest bride is actress Jennifer Siebel. Larry Page and Sergey Brin were happy to lend the Google party plane to ferry guests from the Bay Area, so apparently no hard feelings about that whole San Francisco-wide Wi-Fi thing.

Yes, Jennifer is one of those Siebels — her dad, Ken Siebel, is a cousin of Tom Siebel, the founder of Siebel Systems. The father of the bride is also chairman of Private Wealth Partners, which manages a $444 million fund. But Newsom might find it difficult to pry any campaign contributions from his new father-in-law, since the elder Siebel has donated only to Republicans in national elections since 2000, including George W. Bush, John McCain and Rudy Giuliani.

Newsom did at least convince the bride's family to host the wedding in Stevensville, Montana, where the groom wore a casual linen suit and the bride wore Vera Wang and rode down the aisle bareback on a white black stallion. By far the best blow-by-blow of the nuptials was from Newsom's predecessor at City Hall, Willie Brown. Siebel and Newsom plan to tour Africa on their honeymoon — no word if they intend to indulge in the hot celebrity trend of adopting a child as a souvenir.

Being in the family way might help burnish Newsom's image after an adultery scandal in 2007 and a public admission of the entrepreneurial wine salesman's drinking problem. The timing of this marriage eerily reflects that of Newsom's first in 2001, when the then-Supervisor wed Kimberly Guilfoyle months before he announced his candidacy for mayor of San Francisco.

But the couple divorced a year after he was elected amidst talk of a new "Camelot" couple rising in the Democratic Party ranks. You can expect the eternal flame of the media's love for Newsom to be rekindled along those lines, though I doubt the newlyweds will be posing in any oil-money mansions this time around.

With Newsom now fielding an exploratory committee to run for statewide office, longtime superfan and San Francisco Chronicle blogger Beth Spotswood was generous: "I give them two years, that's my wedding gift to Gavin." Which is just long enough to last until June 8, 2010, when the votes for Governor will be tallied.

Hopefully Siebel can continue to steer clear of commenting on blogs in the meantime. Siebel's first publicity challenge will be to show up California attorney general Jerry Brown's longtime partner and current wife Anne Gust in the primary, followed by Maria Shriver, wife of California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. (Photo by Getty Images/Meg Smith)

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Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5030098&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Child-porn blockers' real purpose: getting politicans reelected ]]> Joining Verizon, Time Warner Cable, and Sprint in press-releasing their concerns about child porn online, AOL and and AT&T announced today that they, too, will block their Internet service customers' access to Usenet newsgroups and websites suspected of hosting such illegal content. New York attorney general Andrew Cuomo engineered this arrangement, and California attorney general Jerry Brown and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (pictured here saving the children) are hot for a similar deal in-state.

Any California customer of the five ISPs already signed on in New York is included in the restrictions. For customers, the initiative's inability to target porn-serving newsgroups means the loss of access to many innocent newsgroups. But there are countless workarounds for Usenet users, a demographic dominated by technical types, to get access. For Cuomo et al., the initiative sounds so good on paper that they don't have to even bother making it work.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:20:00 PDT Melissa Gira Grant http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023958&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Arnold Schwarzenegger slashes Tesla's taxes to keep electric cars in California ]]> Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped by a Tesla Motors workshop today to announce a tax-break deal. The exemption wooed Tesla execs to move a planned manufacturing facility for the proposed Tesla all-electric family sedan back to California from New Mexico. The Governator said it was further proof that you could be pro-business and pro-environment — not to mention anti-tax. A noted Hummer enthusiast, the former movie star's environmental record isn't exactly stellar.

A photo op in front of "world's sexiest and best high-performance electric car" was a rare chance to earn some bona fides from both sides of the aisle and demonstrate his sentiment that postpartisanship is the new black. It's another example of how desperate Californians are to have their cake and eat it too: We'll still have erotically-charged automobiles, but they'll be zero-emission! Never mind that luring businesses with expensive corporate welfare means more potholes to ruin the suspension on Schwarzenegger's own Tesla Roadster.

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Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020871&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up to Tesla dealership opening ]]> A coterie of B-list celebritards including Jenny McCarthy and Darryl Hannah, as well as California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, showed up to an opening party for the new Tesla Motors dealership on Santa Monica Boulevard in Westwood last week. Why LA and not the Valley? "Because it's Hollywood and glamorous, this is the flagship store," Tesla client services manager Jeremy Snyder told the AP. The next dealership will be built in San Carlos, home of Tesla Motors. The $2 million showroom is based on an Apple retail outlet, according to CEO Elon Musk. While the 400-strong waiting list, including the Governator, means you can't actually drive away in a new Tesla roadster until 2009 at the earliest, you can at least ogle the floor models and maybe convince one of the Tesla employees on hand to let you take one for a test drive. Better you behind the wheel than Musk — his driving record's not so clean. (Photo by AP/Mark J. Terrill)

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Mon, 05 May 2008 11:40:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387227&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why the Valley should buy a high-speed rail ticket ]]> A California state ballot item planned for November would secure $10 billion in bonds to begin building a high-speed rail system by 2009, with a 20-year estimated building schedule and a total price tag of $40 billion, all of it in publicly traded bonds more stable than, say, subprime mortgages. Millions have already been spent on planning — and influencing lawmakers with trips to visit Japan's shinkansen. But Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has helped derail two previous efforts to let California voters make the decision, even though 58 percent of voters statewide support the idea. A new public-private partnership amenable to the Governator's self-interest might finally break the ice. Why should the Valley care? Here are four reasons.

  • Japan and France both have one: If there's anything Californians love more than stuff from France and Japan, I'd like to know what it is. Hell, even China has a bullet train, and they're supposedly Communists.
  • Breakfast and dinner at home, meetings in LA: Woo Hollywood talent away from the studios with promises of stock options without having to abandon the family for the night. Hell, invite them down to meet you in San Diego after work.
  • It keeps transportation spending in California: We don't manufacture our planes or our cars, why not build trains? Like Tesla's effort to make California an electric-car hub, a bullet train here would breed engineers and contractors with experience in high-speed rail projects for an untapped North American market.
  • It's actual cleantech, no greenwashing necessary: No traffic idling, no planes circling, no highway-induced sprawl. Atherton residents would probably even approve a new nuclear reactor to power it. In Nevada.

The train makes all sorts of sense for the Valley, and the fact that it'll probably end in a boondoggle doesn't concern me — I just want it to end, soon, with a wicked fast train. (Photo by Clayton Parker)

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Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=375422&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Electric-car vote turns even noted Republicans pro-regulation ]]> Today in Sacramento, the California Air Resources Board is planning to once again relax rules requiring automakers to produce more nonpolluting cars. Instead of demanding more zero-emission vehicles, the relaxed rules would call for more hybrids and higher fuel-efficiency standards, which would satisfy air-quality goals and save automakers $1.3 billion. The program originally called for ten percent of autos on California roads be emission-free by 2003. Tesla Motors is, of course, against the rules revision — but even former Secretary of State and San Francisco éminence grise George P. Shultz is in the awkward position of lobbying Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to intervene in favor of more stringent government regulation (PDF). What is the world coming to? Oh, right. (Photo by John M. Heller)

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Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:20:00 PDT Jackson West http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372942&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "That is not a drug. It's a leaf. My real ... ]]> "That is not a drug. It's a leaf. My real drug was pumping iron, trust me." — California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger to GQ magazine, regarding a scene in a 1977 documentary in which Arnie puffs on a lit joint of BSD-sysadmin-grade bud.

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Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:08:27 PDT Paul Boutin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=316442&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Schwarzenegger does right thing -- nothing -- to protect privacy ]]> Schwarzenegger Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has vetoed — okay, okay, "terminated" — a proposed California state law, AB 779, which would imposed stronger consumer data protection on California businesses. Why? Because the law was overly broad and confusing. Too bad. A host of businesses would actually benefit from strict privacy laws. Why? Because actually extracting a business advantage from consumer data is extremely tough. Laws that hamstring their savvier competition would actually benefit the vast number of companies who have no clue how to violate their customers' privacy for fun and profit.


What's the reality of privacy, beyond all of the Internet-activist scare campaigns? Consumers want their information protected, in theory, and yet sell out their privacy in a heartbeat to save a buck. Businesses have to worry about keeping data safe from hackers while making it available to employees.

California state legislators crafted a Draconian bill and made data protection the responsibility of businesses. Governor Schwarzenegger would prefer the state government work with business to establish a standard and allow self-regulation. Self-regulation seems like a reasonable goal because the businesses themselves have learned to use privacy as a marketing issue — a smart ploy, again, when you're falling behind in actually exploiting private data.

Microsoft and rival search engine Ask have tried to disparage Google for the search engine's use of consumer data to target ads. Never mind that they'd like to do the same, if they could only figure out how. Google is willing to take further steps to protect user data — but only if everyone agrees on a universal standard. And so the competition continues to bash them. Consumers fret over Street View photographs on Google Maps displaying their butt cracks, while they happily sign up to personalize Google searches.

In politics as well as business, a free market should reign. Google's competitors can nip at its heels and tie up its lobbyists in fighting privacy-protection bills. That's the way our money-driven democracy works, after all. The statehouse, in the end, is just another field of battle.

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Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:44:25 PDT Tim Faulkner http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=311090&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Governator won't let the California videogame law die ]]> GovernatorSince the great "Hot Coffee" scandal of 2005 — when a sex minigame was discovered in the code of "Grand Theft Auto III: San Andreas" — legislators have redoubled efforts to save the children from violent videogames. Everyone from Hillary Clinton to California state senator Leland Yee has attempted to regulate the sale of violent games to minors. Most efforts have died horrible deaths thanks to this little thing we like to call the First Amendment. Just last month California's 2005 videogame law (which would require violent game packages to be marked "adult only" and be plastered with a giant "18," and it would fine retailers who sell games to minors up to $1,000) was ruled unconstitutional in federal district court. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will have none of that. On Wednesday he appealed the decision, stating, "We have a responsibility to our kids and our communities to protect against the effects of games that depict ultraviolent actions." Of course, for every study that "proves" violent videogames cause violent behavior, there's a study debunking it. Never mind that the Governator is hardly the best antiviolence role model for kids.

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Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:26:37 PDT Mary Jane Irwin http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=297616&view=rss&microfeed=true