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      Google Launches "School of Spiritual Growth"

      How soul-draining it must be to work at the world's best company! Hence the launch of Google's School of Spiritual Growth, an arm of the search engine's in-house university. More »
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      Comment by Hydroceph: How terribly enervating this is. What's with the social engineering, Google? Must you use company time and resources to do... more » | Other threads

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    • recessionomics

      The Seedy Future of Gadget Porn

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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by WackoJacko: More importantly, why has Julia Allison not been tied in? [julia.nonsociety.com] SHE'S THERE! TAKING LOTSA PRETTY PITCHERS! C'MON GAWKER, DO YOUR JOB!... 1 Responses | Other threads

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      No one wants to buy Yahoo. And the only person who wants to run Yahoo is an insider who helped sink it. Is there any hope left for the beleaguered Web giant? More »
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      Comment by Beautiful Stranger: Yahoo's impending demise raises an interesting issue which I am sure will delight us all (or at least those of... 5 Responses | Other threads

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      We Read Twitter So You Don't Have To


      Twitter is supposed to save journalism 140 characters at a time. Media people love it, and we love media people, so let's take a look at what the Twitterati have to say for themselves. More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by BookishLookish: Props to the beautiful and intelligent Rachel S. 4 Responses | Other threads

    • Yesterday - January 7, 2009
    • jimmy wales

      Wikipedia Cofounder's Wiki Bailout Plan

      Jimmy Wales, the scandal-prone cofounder of Wikipedia, thinks Barack Obama's first priority should be creating government websites anyone can edit. Translation: A bailout for makers of wikis. More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by thekohser: If you're not put to sleep by it, Jimbo was part of a 2-hour testimony to a Senate subcommittee, regarding... 3 Responses | Other threads

    • layoffs

      Google's Unkindest Cut: Tech Support

      In October, before Google's cost-cutting campaign began in earnest, the company had more than 10,000 contractors, founder Sergey Brin said. In a mid-December SEC filing, it reported only 4,300 temporary workers. More »
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      Comment by TedEx: what company needs 24 people at 1 location to fix a computer?! more » | Other threads

    • war is hell

      War Hits Second Life!

      Why doesn't anyone ever write about the real victims of the current war in Gaza? That's right, the losers and freaks of Second Life. More »
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      By Pareene

      Comment by Valiant Westland: Which "Losers & Freaks were you specifically referring to? Were they the employees of one of the more than 7 Responses | Other threads

    • death of print

      Google Boss to Newspapers: No Bailout

      Everyone wants a sugar daddy to save them. Wall Street has found one in Washington. But the newspaper industry has been batting its eyes in the direction of Mountain View, Calif., home of Google. Ha! More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by CodePink: Um, this man resembles a mentally challenged adult who likes doing that fast hand moving thing when he gets excited.... 8 Responses | Other threads

    • Tuesday - January 6, 2009
    • geek love

      Google Billionaire Ex-Wife's Revenge Wedding

      What did the ex-wife of Google executive Omid Kordestani (net worth: $2.2 billion) do after getting dumped for a younger woman? She hooked up with a doctor and hired Julio Iglesias as her wedding singer. More »
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      Comment by RapidOffensiveUnit: Yawn.... 12 Responses | Other threads

    • death of print

      Forbes.com, Magazine United at Last by Layoffs

      We hear Forbes, the fussily conservative business magazine, is laying off Web and print staff today, and merging the surviving editors and writers into a single newsroom. It only took them a decade. More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by Lena Potapova: Hm, so? What if it is a game adults are playing to trick other adults into thinking that there IS a... more » | Other threads

    • fake trends

      The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌

      An airplane flies into two vertical objects: For many ordinary New Yorkers, it's a horrible, still-living memory. For Internet commenters, it's absolutely hilarious. More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by TheHonJudgeSmails: Well, it certainly merits the echo chambering you so neatly provided it with. I like your stuff, Owen. Really, I 10 Responses | Other threads

    • macworld 2009

      Hackers Post Faked Report of Steve Jobs's Death

      MacRumors, one of the many sites which cover Apple's annual Macworld product launches, has had its live coverage infiltrated, with someone adding the false news of Steve Jobs's death to the blow-by-blow reports. More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by OMG! Ponies!: Maybe it would have helped if people believed the prank. At 10:30, AAPL was at $97.17. At 3:30, after the 3 Responses | Other threads

    • livejournal

      The Russian Bear Slashes a Social Network

      The bubble in social networking has burst, decisively. LiveJournal, the San Francisco-based arm of Sup, a Russian Internet startup, has cut 12 of 28 U.S. employees — and offered them no severance, we're told.
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by RevHalofan: How do I archive my blogs over there somewhere else? This is like mom throwing my diary in the fireplace,... 9 Responses | Other threads

    • Monday - January 5, 2009
    • public relations

      How Steve Jobs Turned CNBC Into Apple Touts

      First clip: A CNBC reporter dishes outsidery snark about Apple's supposedly botched iPhone launch. Second clip: CNBC's Silicon Valley bureau chief guzzles the Apple Kool-Aid. Is this the same network?
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by ADismalScience: So wait - Gizmodo throws up a post on Job. Today, we find out that the report gets a 6 Responses | Other threads

    • politics

      Meg Whitman Now More Retired from eBay Than Ever

      The famously frumpy former CEO of eBay, Meg Whitman, is veering closer to entering California's governor 2010 race, quitting the boards of Procter & Gamble, eBay, and Dreamworks Animation SKG.
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      Comment by Pinekatz: Oh ick. I'll bet my last nickel she has no chance whatsoever of winning the governor's seat of California. But I 2 Responses | Other threads

    • videuhoh

      CNBC Asks If Steve Jobs Has PMS

      Having softpedaled rumors of Steve Jobs's failing health, CNBC is falling over itself to catch up to the story — with embarrassing results.
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by Curves: This insults not only Mr. Jobs, but women as well. I have never seen a situation so lacking in sensitivity... 10 Responses | Other threads

    • censorship

      Why Facebook Won't Bring Peace to the Middle East

      Facebook, which claims its goal is to let users share their lives. has been accused of censoring posts about the fighting in Gaza. So much for Mark Zuckerberg's dreams of breaking down global barriers.
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      Comment by Almostbanned: I don't see how this is an issue. Facebook is a private company, and can 'censor', delete, or ban whatever... 6 Responses | Other threads

    • hackers

      Twitter Hacking Epidemic Claims Britney Spears, Barack Obama

      Whats going on with Twitter? First Fox News gets hacked, then Britney Spears. Is no one safe from this epidemic?
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      Comment by hamburgerhotdog: julia allison's twitter: please god make it happen. 4 Responses | Other threads

    • hackers

      Fox News Twitter Hacked By Bill O'Reilly

      This is currently the lead post on the official Fox News Twitter page. Hackers are cool again.
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      By Hamilton Nolan

      Comment by WhereAreTheChips?: Oh I get it; "gay" is the most insulting and degrading thing someone can be labeled, right? 18 Responses | Other threads

    • apple

      Steve Jobs Confesses: Too Sick to Work

      If you just look at how thin he is, you'd know it. But now Steve Jobs himself has admitted that his declining health is keeping him from taking the Macworld stage tomorrow.
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      Comment by dogcat: Isn't it funny that Jobs and Wozniak both have weight problems, albeit in opposite directions...... 7 Responses | Other threads

    • Sunday - January 4, 2009
    • synergy

      Becoming A Brand: Pointless

      One of the biggest brand-called-you practitioners is calling the whole notion into question. Tech pundit Sarah Lacy publishes in four or five media and wonders what the point is. More »
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      Comment by SpeedingUptoStop: I'm calling Brand Bullshit. My favorite DJ, A-Trak, has a twitter, blog, myspace, record label blog, occasional fader blog, youtube,... 5 Responses | Other threads

    • startups

      Why Halsey Minor Can't Have Nice Things

      Dotcom mogul Halsey Minor, the CNET founder, has spent freely on real estate, artwork, and startups. He's having trouble keeping them all. The latest bauble to run aground: San Francisco magazine publisher 8020 Media. More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by TroisFilles: Surely Halsey Minor is a constellation and not name? 1 Responses | Other threads

    • recessionomics

      How Long Will the Greatest Depression Be?

      When does a recession turn into a depression? When economists start getting fired! Since the experts can't even agree on how long this downturn will last, let's hope that starts happening soon. More »
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by ADismalScience: Owen, I'm a fan, and I'm saying this because I like you - this is an unworthy post. First, I'm not... 8 Responses | Other threads

    • Saturday - January 3, 2009
    • failanthropy

      Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales Almost Out of a Job

      Imagine an online encyclopedia anyone can edit — and no one can run. With the calendar running out on 2008, Jimmy Wales, Wikipedia's sleaze-drenched cofounder, nearly lost his seat on the board. Who's in charge here?
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by At The Ivar: I didn't know Canada has Pop Culture. 10 Responses | Other threads

    • Tuesday - December 30, 2008
    • google

      Marissa Mayer's 2009 Resolution: Leave Google

      What will Google be like without Marissa Mayer, the glamour nerd whose goofy laugh so neatly captures the search engine's adolescent awkwardness? We'll know soon. We hear the company's 19th employee is planning her goodbye.
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by nirreskeya: OK, I've only ever read about this laugh, so I played the clip. Please tell me these are faked... 5 Responses | Other threads

    • exits

      Why It's Time for Steve Jobs and Apple to Split

      Is Steve Jobs dying? Larry Ellison thinks so — the prospect reportedly moved the Oracle CEO to tears. A Gizmodo source thinks his "health is rapidly declining." For Apple, it could be good news.
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      By Owen Thomas

      Comment by OMG! Ponies!: I just think it's great how everyone is dumping on Jesus Diaz as of course. Jim Goldman is off in Jersey,... 9 Responses | Other threads

    • Monday - December 29, 2008
    • death of print

      Even Listicles Being Downsized at Fortune

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      Digg Founder Wants to Date Jennifer Aniston

      Kevin Rose, the boyish founder of Digg, a testosterone-soaked news-discussion site, has resolved to "date someone seriously" in 2009. Specifically, he plans to woo Marley & Me star Jennifer Aniston.
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      Comment by Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: why not? she is lonely and desperate, apparently 9 Responses | Other threads

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