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thebeerbitch commented on Chloe Sevigny Stars In A Strange, SoCal Soap Opera
"Is this a picture of Chloe and Tara Subkoff breaking up? Good. I think Tara has spent years dressing Chloe so ridiculously, and Chloe just figured out that the joke was on her."
http://jezebel.com/5021023/#c6461923 9:17 AM on Jul 1
thebeerbitch commented on "I Am, Right Now, Involved In Something More Important"
"If any boyfriend's ex started emailing me I would immediately tell them both to beat it."
http://jezebel.com/5020396/#c6423020 3:03 PM on Jun 27
thebeerbitch commented on Kimora Lee Simmons Is Not Going To Let Russell Be Another Deadbeat Dad
"@Trixie from Toronto: I thought the rumor was that Jessica Simpson cheated on that muscly dude she used to be married to, which was the catalyst for their divorce."
http://jezebel.com/5019839/#c6392212 8:37 AM on Jun 26
thebeerbitch commented on GigaOm's Om Malik tries out a new look
"All snarkiness aside, Om is the coolest."
http://valleywag.com/5018330/#c6307788 11:38 AM on Jun 20
thebeerbitch commented on Anne Hathaway Can Barely Conceal That She Loathes Kate Hudson
"@Desk_hack: I didn't see it either. This is a nonstory-story."
http://defamer.com/5018134/#c6297461 7:25 PM on Jun 19
thebeerbitch commented on Commenter Of The Day: Don't Look Back In Anger Edition
"Very funny indeed."
http://jalopnik.com/396406/#c6267890 11:39 AM on Jun 18
thebeerbitch commented on Speaking Of Porn…
"@canttakeit: I agree with you on all three points!!"
http://jezebel.com/5015094/#c6202627 12:17 PM on Jun 14
thebeerbitch commented on Top Gear Season 11 Trailer... In A Trailer
"I'm now convinced that Stigi is Kimi Raikkonen, based on driving and communication skills."
http://jalopnik.com/395742/#c6146562 10:22 AM on Jun 11
thebeerbitch commented on Yogurt Locks In Grey Sweatshirt Female Demographic • Study Says Virginity Pledges Help Teens Wait
"I'm totally in that grey sweatshirt club."
http://jezebel.com/5015163/#c6135709 6:29 PM on Jun 10
thebeerbitch commented on Speaking Of Porn…
"I'm from Vacaville."
http://jezebel.com/5015094/#c6135676 6:26 PM on Jun 10
thebeerbitch commented on I am generally ashamed of
"Veronica Mars can do no wrong."
http://jezebel.com/5014639/#c6113506 4:38 PM on Jun 9
thebeerbitch commented on I'm Just So Busy These Days. What I Really Need Is A Vacation
"@chijen: @chijen: I'm pretty sure that dude's name is Pootie, and I'm not sure why."
http://defamer.com/395519/#c6112890 4:01 PM on Jun 9
thebeerbitch commented on Lindsay's First-Day-At-Work Jitters
"Ahhhh."
http://jezebel.com/5014703/#c6109673 1:49 PM on Jun 9
thebeerbitch commented on How Do You Care For the Hair Down There?
"I shave it into that artist formerly known as Prince, but now Prince again, man/woman symbol and dye it purple."
http://jezebel.com/5014678/#c6108227 1:00 PM on Jun 9
thebeerbitch commented on Feminism Is Loving Your Fragrant Ladyflower
"@youfatduck: Amen."
http://jezebel.com/5014581/#c6107967 12:50 PM on Jun 9
thebeerbitch commented on For Some Women, Big Boobs Are A Pain In The Butt (And Back And Neck)
"Big boobs are a curse and a blessing."
http://jezebel.com/5012463/#c5992273 7:48 PM on Jun 2
thebeerbitch commented on For Some Women, Big Boobs Are A Pain In The Butt (And Back And Neck)
"@TexasCrude: Being short is another pain in the butt, but I guess not one for this thread."
http://jezebel.com/5012463/#c5990242 5:01 PM on Jun 2

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meaverly (rhymes with "beverly") on Jun 11, 2008

Hey, just wanted to let you know that I only lived in Vv for three years, and they were truly awful -- it really is a terrible, terrible place. How can your mother ever expect you to ever come back? Good job getting the hell out!

marib on Mar 27, 2008

Umm... and I just noticed your pic. Love it!

marib on Mar 27, 2008

Hey, you're my first follower! Yay! And yeah, that puppy is the best! He's not mine, so I don't have to be modest. I just get to dogsit for him.

BAngieB on Mar 7, 2008

But isn't the wrong crowd really the right crowd?

BAngieB on Mar 7, 2008

I'm the bomb? Stop it. I'm blushing.

BAngieB on Mar 3, 2008

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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