Conch commented on Does that sandwich come with an RSS feed?

"...And the winner of "Who needs to get a life" is, shockingly, a tie between Scoble and Baskind!"

Conch commented on iPhone day 7: Store getting remodeled, but lines still long

"For now, I think I'll just keep pretending my old iPhone is the new one."

Conch commented on Yahoo hires controversial Twitter architect for troubled project

"I feel slightly violated."

Conch commented on Is Google's "work hard, play hard" recruiting code for age discrimination?

"I believe my g.p.a."

Conch commented on Yahoo sign finally fixed to reflect reality

"i don't know if that's necessarily a riddle but I enjoy the phrase."

Conch commented on Yahoo sign finally fixed to reflect reality

"riddle me this: on a date with someone from yahoo, do I ask how work's going?"

Conch commented on TechCrunch discovers Provigil

"I've seen people go crazy their first time on provigil, I would not recommend adding it to your lifestyle - no matter how many hours you work."

Conch commented on Icahn, Microsoft say Bostock twisted facts about weekend negotiations

"@sonofapitch: agreed."

Conch commented on The first child Google engineered from a 23andMe "sample kit" waits for its brethren to hatch

""Better tell Sue to get started on that Google Child Psychology Center, Mom""

Conch commented on Be all that you can be -- on the Internet

"I'd like to mock America's education system - BUT, I'm actually quite grateful that many do not comprehend the 2nd amendment AND that semi-autos are, in fact, legal."

Conch commented on How not to get a girl to kiss you with Craigslist

""I guess I've been on the computer too much playing video games and not going out and meeting people as much as I'd like to," said McCarty. --- Umm, how 'bout a little less craigslist and a lot more keg parties?"

Conch commented on Segway CTO leaves to join Apple design team

"I always relate segways to magic tricks...er, I mean, illusions."

Conch commented on Hotmail? Hot bride!

"@harshmellow: Good call!"

Conch commented on Hotmail? Hot bride!

"Hotmail?"

Conch commented on Don't want to be evil? Better get rid of the Google plane

"@The_Chris2.0: This sounds like a nice TGIF dicussion topic - hope it'll allow for a few colorful quotes as the daycare issue did...I'd say to just go all out."