rimplestultskin commented on Samsung X360 Laptop is Super Skinny

"methinks it looks(!!!!!!!) noticeably better than its apple rival, and boundlessly better than its IBM rival."

rimplestultskin commented on Chevy Volt Dashboard Looks Like The Future If The Future is White Plastic

"the excessive use of obnoxious plastic is typical GM."

rimplestultskin commented on BlackBerry Bold Review

"wow this is a beautiful phone. not that it'll happen, but if sprint gets the bold and discontinues the 8830 (they're getting the bold, but not dropping the 8830, is my guess), i'm calling phone insurance and reporting my 8830 stolen."

rimplestultskin commented on Exit's Neutron Multiplayer Gaming Platform Coming To iPhone

"they made it for BREW, but not for mobile java? laughable, as anyone who has any company other than verizon was, up until this iPhone release, probably completely unable to use it. i vote FAIL because the iPhone is more for music listeners than it is for serious mobile gamers, and lack of mobile java support means very few phones can make any use of it."

rimplestultskin commented on Tallest Skyscraper in the World Almost Completed, Defies Belief

"@bobdobbs: oh yeah, well sometimes it's a big....wait it isn't brown, quoting carlin won't work here."

rimplestultskin commented on BlackBerry Bold Hits Rogers in Just Two Days: Aug. 21

"crackberry said that rogers might go with "$650 with a 3 year contract" pricing."

rimplestultskin commented on How to Watch Michael Phelps Snag 8th Gold Medal, Obliterate World Records Live Tonight

"saw it live on a 50" 1080i zenith plasma...yes, i live on the east coast. and michael phelps, besides having more gold medals than anyone else in history, also has more golds in beijing than most entire countries."

rimplestultskin commented on 2010 Ford Fusion Spied Uncovered For Desert Testing

"FAIL."

rimplestultskin commented on Giant Inflatable Turd Terrorizes Swiss Town

"@bitgod: WIN. amount of damage to house: €25,000 cause of damage: violently-fast flying turd. possible culprit: sadistic american artist who watched two girls one cup one time too many. by the way, guys, idk about you, but with shit like this flying around, i wouldn't trust the "gourmet" swiss chocolate."

rimplestultskin commented on Toshiba Flash Chips Doubled to 32GB, Good for PMPs, Cellphones

"32GB iPhone coming out around christmas FTW? too bad i'm probably gonna be locked in with the instinct (if i mooch off of my parents) or a 16GB iPhone 3G (if i can convince the parents to pay minutes, and i pay internet and text) within a month."

rimplestultskin commented on Phonesaber Removed From App Store, Might Make Triumphant Official Return

"=/ bummer."

rimplestultskin commented on $13 iPhone App Faces Off Against, Embarrasses $150 Dedicated Dynometer

"@rcast1986: the 2002-2006 mini has an even nicer (in my opinion, the new one has too much cheap silver plastic) than the one in the video."

rimplestultskin commented on Will.I.Am's New Video/BlackBerry Ad Shows the Price of Stealing Music

"@TaitRT: that's pretty much exactly how it is."

rimplestultskin commented on Large Hadron Collider Might Annihilate Humanity, But it Sure is Pretty

"@Hectorvex: dude!"

rimplestultskin commented on $13 iPhone App Faces Off Against, Embarrasses $150 Dedicated Dynometer

"@ everyone dissing the mini: you'd be surprised, some minis make kick-ass race cars, just ask anyone with the john cooper works GP package, or really with any JCW mini."

rimplestultskin commented on Sneakers Get Smelly in New Way, as Wi-Fi Sniffers

"dunks are beautiful shoes, and knowing when and where there's a wifi signal available is great, but i'm not all that sure how practical it is to have lights shining off of your feet to tell you when there's a signal....i have to agree with AndrewJayPollack that haptic feedback would be more useful."

rimplestultskin commented on AT&T 3G Coverage Maps Updated, Now With More 3G

"@illutionz: t-mobile has 3G?"

rimplestultskin commented on Used Cars Are More Eco-Friendly Than Hybrids?

"buying a used car that gets 32 highway miles, fits in any parking space, turns like a go-kart, feels like a BMW and still gets you laid (my girlfriend loves my car) for half the price of the prius: priceless. my '04 mini."