onesong commented on Angelina Jolie In Negotiations To Replace Tom Cruise In Spy Flick

"2 things: 1) Britney looking happy and pretty and HAPPY in that video, TEH YAYS! 2) the HELL did they do to geri halliwell's eyes in that photo??"

onesong commented on Breaking Up Weddings Is More Fun On-Screen Than Off

"@Sev @The One: yep, ditto."

onesong commented on "Take A Softer, Gentler, And Dare I Say, More Feminine Voice"

"i think his inability to spell "mediocre" sums it up nicely."

onesong commented on Don Cheadle Ponders Jessica Biel's Choice Of Footwear

"DRESS."

onesong commented on Famke Janssen: Before Animals Attack

"@VictorianDoorknob: um, she has thighs."

onesong commented on Hand In Hand, Sam Ronson & Lindsay Lohan Tread On A Bed Of Roses

"that dress brings new meaning to paper or plastic."

onesong commented on Maury Povitch Tortures Woman With Painful Cotton Ball Phobia

"@your Mrs."

onesong commented on Rihanna Lets Chris Brown Do The Heavy Lifting

"i love rihanna, for both her voice and her killer muscular bod."

onesong commented on Hayden Panettiere's Sunny Tresses & Cloudy Clothes

"@LoSpaz: right?"

onesong commented on Photoshop of Horrors

"who cares about rumer when they've got wilmer valderamananananaaranamaanaaaa in there!?"

onesong commented on Extreme Makeover Home Edition Leaves Homeowners In Perdition

"@Bladefist: actually, not necessarily true."

onesong commented on The Jewels In September's Elle Come At An Extremely High Price

"@shadowboxer524: lab grown diamonds for me, too, thanks."

onesong commented on "Social Poaching" Is The New Euphemism For Friend-Snatching

"@rmric0: hahaha i thought texas."

onesong commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Isn't "Talking About Black People Anymore"... Except That She Is

"further proof that the "whoop" in whoopi is "A Can Of Whoop Ass.""

onesong commented on Olsen Twins, Women Of Letters

"Boring contestants is right; however, TALENTED contestants make up for it."

onesong commented on Pretty Is As Pretty Does: The Middle-School Moment

"@mocena: that rang so true with me i started to cry."

onesong commented on The Secret Lives Of Women: Should Marriage Be A Family Affair?

"@h_bee: well i guess it would be nice if i could touch your body?!?!?"

onesong commented on Ryan & Rachel Haven't Totally Cut The Cord

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD...oh my god i'm way too excited about a picture of two people i don't know."