null commented on "Ask me about our affordable day care plans!"

"Ask me about our affordable day care plans!"

null commented on Who should play Zuckerberg in a Facebook movie?

"Wait, who would play Julia Allison?"

null commented on Google's food perks on the chopping block

"No soup for you!"

null commented on On hiring social media twits

"The Washington Post is not in the top four most-read newspapers in America."

null commented on Apparently there's a glitch in the Google Trends algorithm

"No, I am not a Communist."

null commented on Cashmore's Kazakhstani wedding pics

"Male-male square dancing's not gay if you both do it while you're holding a beer."

null commented on And in the end the stock you take is equal to the mess you make

"Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park / shaves in the dark trying to save paper"

null commented on Lectroid Julia Bigboote's pheromonic camouflage fails at the worst possible moment

"Fetch my Virginia Slims, Charlie."

null commented on Marissa Mayer demonstrates Google's new "invisible cupcake" technology, currently in beta

"Dude, I need a cupcake."

null commented on Check out what they were giving away at the PerkettPR booth!

"Where do you want me to put the ham?"

null commented on Bored journalists hype yet another Google-killer

"Cuil makes me long for the days of Archie."

null commented on "You're gonna need a warrant for that search, officer. Or a web browser."

"This camera adds 10 pounds..."

null commented on "Curses! Low light again!"

"What is this "bling" of which he speaks?"

null commented on It's gold, Jerry! Gold!

"It's gold, Jerry!"

null commented on "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"Where is Bruce Vilanch when we need him the most?"

null commented on Yet another Valley Mashup

"Real men do CPR standing up."

null commented on Tumblr? I just met her!

"I would've dressed up, but my tuxedo t-shirt was at the cleaners."

null commented on Google misspells binary message -- or does it?

"Would have been cooler with a real slash in there anyway (/ = 00101111)"