purple monkey dishwasher commented on 1,259 insults on one page

"This is a good post...."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on VC "canary in the coal mine" croaks

"Not having widgets is a very serious problem indeed."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Zombies creator OK with being "the jackass" on Facebook

""They're more like spitting on the wall at the same times as your friend and seeing who's loogey reaches the ground first." Great Simile"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on 17 mistakes startups make -- the 100-word version

"#21: Employees spend too much time reading Valleywag"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Damn, forgot this job came with a side of Scoble

"DO NOT WANT!!!"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on New York Times's About.com lands new CEO

"I hate About.com. Its page rank is good for some topics, but I will never click on the link because I know I'll be subject to pop-ups, in-your-face advertising and 10 year old content and design. How can it compete with Wikipedia?"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on "Goob" does a better job at answering Facebook customers' emails than the real thing

"You know it's how you would want to answer when you receive stupid emails like those."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Google's suburban sprawl

"Best part of this article: The cool satellite image was no doubt provided by Google maps."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on The developers driving Facebook's redesign do it "Just For Fun"

"Vanity of vanities!"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Why Craig Newmark had better not piss off Jim Buckmaster

"Since when is Craigslist a startup?"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Don't smell evil

"Worried about the looming recession, Google expands one of its most popular brands, Gmail, into a safe but proven commodity: soap."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on While now able to afford real women engineers, Google engineers are still embarrassed by their inflatable booth

"Google PR full of hot air."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on In online advertising, there will be no FuckedCompanies this time

"I love how the Kool Aid man has become the mascot for web 2.0, which is fitting because having him as a mascot is as ridiculous as web 2.0 itself."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on New MySpace ad boss continues campaign to Xerox Facebook

"Xerox?"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Nick "The Slasher" Denton cuts loose three blogs: Gridskipper, Idolator, and Wonkette

"@belltolls: Agreed."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Winning That Contest: A Few Tips

""Include links to relevant places and spaces if you want." [gridskipper.com] Are you trying to seduce me?"

purple monkey dishwasher commented on How To: Getting Drunk at the Airport

"Or buy a couple of these before you go: [gizmodo.com] They're perfectly legit as long as each is less than three ounces and you can fit them all in a quart sized Ziplock, which is unfortunately not enough to get me drunk. Love the post; drunk is the only way to fly."

purple monkey dishwasher commented on Zivity gets more cash, but who pays for porn?

"I get my softcore porn fix from American Apparel ads."