Dead Wrestlers Society commented on College Football Previews: #9 Clemson

"So shall we get down to business, I think we shall?"

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Inside Kige Ramsey's Studio: A Deadspin Exclusive

"Considering you ate lunch at Captain D's, I'm sure you got a good look at his bathroom."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Mandatory Sports Buttbuddy Restraining Orders (Featuring A Vicious Correction To Norby)

"@Kelvin Scumpson: do you know Bess Marvin?"

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Mandatory Sports Buttbuddy Restraining Orders (Featuring A Vicious Correction To Norby)

"@Ichiro Death Glare: yep, that was definitely a "holy shit" moment."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Mandatory Sports Buttbuddy Restraining Orders (Featuring A Vicious Correction To Norby)

"I would add John Thompson and Gary Williams to the Wilbon love."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on "Given the stunning passing

"@Stev D: + infinity"

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Nightmare Ant

"Nice guns, but the Amanda Beard facial expression is too much. Denied."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on The Crying Game

"@Steve_U: how do I reach deese keeds?"

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on The Crying Game

"That pre-game speech by Belichek wasn't such a hot idea."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Tiki Barber's Freudian slip:

"@Mr."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Tiki Barber's Freudian slip:

"Jenna, you ignorant slut"

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Tiki Barber's Freudian slip:

"@MoonZeroTwo: I'll double-down on cunt."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Charles Barkley Like You've Never Seen Him Before

"Mooon Riiiver "

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on Charles Barkley Like You've Never Seen Him Before

"@HitandRunMarshawnRun: Katie Couric disagrees."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on No White Person Has Ever Broken 10 Seconds in the 100 Meters

"Not only does he hold the 100m record for white people, but he also fathered Angelina Jolie."

Dead Wrestlers Society commented on NFL Season Preview: Pittsburgh Steelers

"And you know how the saying goes…"When you have two punters, you have no punters." Wow, that's exactly what my fortune cookie said at lunch today. +10 not posting shirtless pic of Jeff Reed-100 posting shirtless pics of two other dudes"