matto commented on Full meta disclosure

"Despite myself, however, the day did arrive when fate thrust me into Boutin's presence."

matto commented on Did the Internet's free-speech guardians try to hush up a girl-on-girl love affair?

"The best part of drama on the high school of the internet is reading about it in the lunchline of the internet junior high."

matto commented on Full meta disclosure

"I should say, however, that there was a flaw to this otherwise perfect situation."

matto commented on Jakob Lodwick too good for the Internet, leaves it to you animals

"I think I speak for everyone here when I say score one for the ad-based gossip sites! Also, does anyone outside of NYC actually use Vimeo?"

matto commented on Yahoo to lease servers, computer power to startups too

"I'm sure there's tons of businesses out there who could generate actual income from Yahoo's enormous capex investment in hardware."

matto commented on George Reyes walks away from Google with around $300 million

"Hey kids, look what you can aspire to!"

matto commented on At long last, Yahoo reorg to put employees out of their misery

"@Paul Boutin: I'll do video purely for the lulz."

matto commented on Spoiler Alert: Eric Schmidt Named As Final Cylon

"Nerd. PS: Ron Moore's already ruled out both Roslin and Adama."

matto commented on Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich, Now With Beef Confetti?

"What, was he expecting filet mignon?"

matto commented on Linksys (Finally) Builds Mac-Friendly Setup Wizard

"Jesus Christ, people use that thing?"

matto commented on TechCrunch's fun with public markets

"@GhostSites: Did you get lost on your way to Consumerist?"

matto commented on Reader asks Valleywag about company t-shirt etiquette

"Protip: If you find yourself at work in a t-shirt, you should probably stop blogging and get back to QAing whatever crap your company churns out."

matto commented on Dear Yahoo shareholders, we totes heart you, signed Roy and Jerry

"You'll never lose money betting against the grammar tards!"

matto commented on "Yeah? Is this Yahoo HQ? I heard you are running low on people"

"How the hell is anyone an 'experienced MIT graduate'?"

matto commented on Blogger completely deleted from Boing Boing archives

"Obviously she turned down Cory's requests for unprotected cybersex."

matto commented on Wired editor Chris Anderson's latest book proposal would throw scientific method under a bus

"Results 1 - 10 of about 710,000 for only retards read wired."

matto commented on Are Michael Arrington and Meghan Asha off again, and will Calacanis pick up the rebound?

"I knew Sean wouldn't be able to make the payments for his Audi from Jason's paychecks."

matto commented on Dear Yahoo shareholders, we totes heart you, signed Roy and Jerry

"Your totally going to get slaughtered for that possessive missive."