innocentchild commented on Hipsters = hippies - subversion + Twitter

"I push kids riding mopeds and track bikes over and laugh, but that's not nearly as much fun as turning the sprinklers on in Dolores park and watching the pests scatter."

innocentchild commented on Bored journalists hype yet another Google-killer

"I was deeply disappointed when I went searching for shart huffing midgets."

innocentchild commented on Julia Allison just won't leave

"@WagCurious: Read first."

innocentchild commented on Julia Allison just won't leave

"I'll prepare a golden water bed to keep her warm."

innocentchild commented on Google nixing Digg deal?

"I heard that Marissa milked the prostates of Kevin and Jay and is blending in their spermies into her latest mancake frosting."

innocentchild commented on Who got a Brazilian wax for the TechCrunch party tonight?

"I like a woman that looks 8 from the waist down."

innocentchild commented on Leave Julia alone!

"@Owen Thomas: It's okay."

innocentchild commented on Leave Julia alone!

"@Alaska Miller: Not a big fan of k or repeating myself."

innocentchild commented on Leave Julia alone!

"@Paul Boutin: Someone who appreciates panties on the floor rather than all bound up wearing em."

innocentchild commented on Leave Julia alone!

"Yeah she's OK I guess."

innocentchild commented on Facebook ladies shake it on stage with Thievery Corporation

"I hope Thievery Corp was paid damn good money to put up with that trashy display of I'm so white it hurts."

innocentchild commented on Report: Google and Digg talks on again

"Orgy @ Digg."

innocentchild commented on Amateur video site overrun by -- no, not porn

"Oh Vimeo..."

innocentchild commented on Justin.tv to let users launch their own home-shopping networks

""It's like QVC meets Ebay meets Borecasting" I really don't know what to say to this other than ew..."

innocentchild commented on iPhone 3G vs. Blackberry -- if you switch, are you screwed?

"Honestly anyone that goes off about either Blackberry or iPhone is a chode sucker."

innocentchild commented on New Facebook profile goes live

"It's crap ugly like most of the other effing sites out there."

innocentchild commented on The number of good ideas I've had

"My cock is this big."

innocentchild commented on Julia Allison's Wired cover -- yes, it's real

"Internet Famous indeed."