first2letters commented on Obama's Elegant Dance

"@Rachel Marsden: Apologies for stepping into your argument with another commenter here, but you raise a reasonable suggestion: perhaps I will go to India."

first2letters commented on Meet America's Laziest Freelancer

"Her website has become curiously leaner since yesterday, and there's some weird stuff going on, too -- like, the "Testimonials" section now points to a downloadable Word doc."

first2letters commented on Kathie Lee Gifford Imitates Al Roker Imitating Chinese Person, Adds Helpful Squinting Gesture!

"Not to defend Kathie Lee or anything, but given the message she's relaying, isn't Al actually the racist one here?"

first2letters commented on Food Network Courts Spew-Ready, Binge-Eating Demo With 'Eat the Clock'

"Anyone else remember the one-time Fox special "Gluttony Bowl"?"

first2letters commented on Some Anti-Drug PSAs Are Best Enjoyed Brain-Meltingly High

"This is also a good anti-drug PSA: "

first2letters commented on One More Thing: The Most Horrifyingly Horrific Moments in Horror

"Overwrought as some of it was, The Exorcist III jacked up my emotional well-being for some time thanks to scenes like these:"

first2letters commented on America Needs Pranks

"This stuff reminds me of that episode of Law & Order where Robin Williams and Mo Rocca staged a "freeze" happening in Grand Central, only to be foiled by Benson and Stabler when they..."

first2letters commented on Project Runway Demands Magazine Tribute

"Am I the only one who's been having to hack Gawker's URLs today in order to see anything beyond categories of tagged posts?"

first2letters commented on Save Money By Being Your Own Butcher

"You can also save a lot of money by buying bone-in, skin-on breasts -- I do this often, and the meat is tastier (dem bones add flavor!), more tender and generally yields more for less $$ than its rubbery, boneless/skinless counterpart."

first2letters commented on Idiot Internet Commenters Instantly Vindicate Essay About Idiot Internet Commenters

"For me, Wonkette is the one (formerly) Gawker-related blog where the comments are generally a letdown."

first2letters commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?

"Meeno Peluce and Jon-Erik Hexum"

first2letters commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?

"Ted Knight and JM J."

first2letters commented on On the Set of Neil Gaiman's Santa Claus

"Amy Winehouse Performs Literalist Non-Musical Interpretation of 'Man With the Woman Head' from Frank Zappa's 'Bongo Fury' Album"

first2letters commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?

"Hmm -- well, if you squint hard enough and consider that C."

first2letters commented on High Gas Prices Transform Geo Metros From Weak To Chic

"@VA_White: I had a new Metro that I bought around that same time and drove for just as long, and I can attest to not only the great gas mileage (mine was the standard transmission, no A/C, and it got around 52 MPG on a good day), but also to the surprising lack of repairs the thing needed."

first2letters commented on Sprint Loses 1.09 Million Customers In 3 Months

"dan@sprint.com, I know..."

first2letters commented on Sprint Loses 1.09 Million Customers In 3 Months

"Apparently Dan Hesse's "Pretty awesome, huh?" message in those $99.99-for-everything commercials isn't sticking -- has anyone emailed dan@spring.com to alert him about this? Oh, wait -- I'll save you the trouble (note the curiously noncommittal customer assurance that begins paragraph two): "Thank you for taking the time to write to me."

first2letters commented on Yes, ex-Twitter architect Blaine Cook knows what scalability means

"I have always enjoyed Blaine Cook's singing in the Accused and the Fartz."