first2letters commented on America Needs Pranks

"This stuff reminds me of that episode of Law & Order where Robin Williams and Mo Rocca staged a "freeze" happening in Grand Central, only to be foiled by Benson and Stabler when they..."

first2letters commented on Project Runway Demands Magazine Tribute

"Am I the only one who's been having to hack Gawker's URLs today in order to see anything beyond categories of tagged posts?"

first2letters commented on Save Money By Being Your Own Butcher

"You can also save a lot of money by buying bone-in, skin-on breasts -- I do this often, and the meat is tastier (dem bones add flavor!), more tender and generally yields more for less $$ than its rubbery, boneless/skinless counterpart."

first2letters commented on Idiot Internet Commenters Instantly Vindicate Essay About Idiot Internet Commenters

"For me, Wonkette is the one (formerly) Gawker-related blog where the comments are generally a letdown."

first2letters commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?

"Meeno Peluce and Jon-Erik Hexum"

first2letters commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?

"Ted Knight and JM J."

first2letters commented on On the Set of Neil Gaiman's Santa Claus

"Amy Winehouse Performs Literalist Non-Musical Interpretation of 'Man With the Woman Head' from Frank Zappa's 'Bongo Fury' Album"

first2letters commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?

"Hmm -- well, if you squint hard enough and consider that C."

first2letters commented on High Gas Prices Transform Geo Metros From Weak To Chic

"@VA_White: I had a new Metro that I bought around that same time and drove for just as long, and I can attest to not only the great gas mileage (mine was the standard transmission, no A/C, and it got around 52 MPG on a good day), but also to the surprising lack of repairs the thing needed."

first2letters commented on Sprint Loses 1.09 Million Customers In 3 Months

"dan@sprint.com, I know..."

first2letters commented on Sprint Loses 1.09 Million Customers In 3 Months

"Apparently Dan Hesse's "Pretty awesome, huh?" message in those $99.99-for-everything commercials isn't sticking -- has anyone emailed dan@spring.com to alert him about this? Oh, wait -- I'll save you the trouble (note the curiously noncommittal customer assurance that begins paragraph two): "Thank you for taking the time to write to me."

first2letters commented on Yes, ex-Twitter architect Blaine Cook knows what scalability means

"I have always enjoyed Blaine Cook's singing in the Accused and the Fartz."

first2letters commented on More Closeted Athlete Details From The Gay Hip Hop Author

"Lew Alcindor?"

first2letters commented on Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete

"I'd say Pharrell Williams, but we haven't gotten to the actual hip-hop yet."

first2letters commented on Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete

"@nottobeconfusedwith: Nah, not chinky enough."

first2letters commented on It Happens: a Totally Mean Book Review

"Mark Ames' ad-hominem-filled Chuck Klosterman takedown in New York Press is still pretty high on the list of mean-spirited book reviews: [www.nypress.com] One of the meaner excerpts, and a personal favorite: "Klosterman is, quite simply and almost literally, an ass."

first2letters commented on Secret Document Reveals How To Be A Taco Bell Superstar!

"I'd much prefer to see a flowchart instructing Taco Bell employees how to place gloves onto their mitts before they handle my food."

first2letters commented on What Celebrity Had No One Ever Better Fuck With?

"@scroll_lock: Amazing -- I don't think I can top "His Nibs the Earl of Sandwich.""