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"Sex is the best sleep aid."

cv commented on San Francisco's most clever newspaper loses its marbles

"Anschutz is a billionaire Republican and a devout Christian, but up until now he's proven more interested in making money in a post-Craigslist local ad market than in trying to save San Francisco from pot-smoking gay abortionists. You're saying that The Examiner is actually profitable? That's the headline, forget the rest."

cv commented on What Does "Beta" Mean to You?

"What?"

cv commented on How to build your brand as an Internet addict

"@Alaska Miller: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"

cv commented on Americans more interested in "cupcakes" than "financial crisis"

"The reason why newspapers are dying is because you can read those same boring cover stories about economic meltdown for free, twelve hours before the paper lands on your doorstep. Don't you ever forget that. Ever."

cv commented on Former Digg programmer ready for his book deal ... hello? Hello?

"@wchan_sea_wat: As a Google shareholder, I totally agree."

cv commented on Oracle's OpenWorld conference closes with Treasure Island party

"This isn't Jezebel."

cv commented on How to build your brand as an Internet addict

"And here's my 12-word version: "Be young, blonde, and busty."

cv commented on The Facebook generation's pointless protests

"Screw you guys. I'm still working on adding the word "queef" to the dictionary. :P"

cv commented on Porn palace in San Francisco houses just another startup

"@SFJoe: Don't you know?"