Big John commented on Your 2008 USC Song Girl Scouting Report

"The one thing we're missing here at The U is USC Song Girls - Hurricane Girls are just all the sorority sluts and that's no fun."

Big John commented on Apple and AT&T Stores Having Difficulty Activating iPhones (UPDATE: It's the iPocalypse)

"iPhone customers at the apple store at the falls in miami are being sent home to complete activation"

Big John commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch

"You kids act like the ones on MTV's The Paper where the paper is the most important thing in the world."

Big John commented on Our Friends At Bristol

"If Outside the Lines reports the Alabama teacher on baseball team story, you guys win"

Big John commented on This Woman Is Smiling Because She Just Humped A High School Baseball Team

"I bet the right fielder batted 8th, we never get any respect"

Big John commented on Angelina Jolie No Closer to 'Atlas Shrugged' Marathon as Director Officially Drops Out

"I just checked and Angie hasn't had a worthwhile on-screen role in 10 years."

Big John commented on "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! THIS THING SUCKS!"

""I just hope I don't have to work for Calacanis before I get my big job at Rev3""

Big John commented on Stewart Butterfield's bizarre resignation letter to Yahoo

"I just cut-and-pasted into a TextEdit file titled "Resignation Letter for future use""

Big John commented on Google Browser Sync Discontinued, No Firefox 3 Support

"Foxmarks does the job for me, my bm file is around 5MB"

Big John commented on Pick your career poison: Facebook user operations analyst vs. MySpace customer support specialist

"All I remember from the NewsCorp employee handbook is to not bring drugs or guns to work."

Big John commented on Dating Mark Zuckerberg: the rules

"Sounds like Zuck is dating Priscilla Chan, not the other way around."

Big John commented on A Note From Your Editor

"I can't believe Robin Leech is leaving /@bummer"

Big John commented on You're invited to Michael and Xochi Birch's Bebo farewell party

"not reinvesting the windfall in another startup?"

Big John commented on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan private pics exposed by Yahoo hack

"Post Steve Jobs' myspace pics and I'm more mildly interested"

Big John commented on The Legend Of Kimbo Slice Takes 38 Consecutive Blows To The Head

"I bet Dana White is glad that UFC and CBS' version of MMA are two entirely different products."

Big John commented on Jason Whitlock Could Use Some Time Off

"I went nuts on a Steak & Shake drive-thru girl yesterday in Palm Beach county"

Big John commented on Heidi Watney Makes It Through Her First Night Unscathed

"well, actually... she had her audition at the exhibition dodger game at the la coliseum - she was solid then and will do a fine job going forward for the sox"

Big John commented on All Hail Kobe... Except for Shaq

"mid body boobs"