Big John commented on Blazing Saddles; A Day At The Breeders' Cup

"How could you spend A.J.'s cut on valet parking? Valet was closed for the Cup (it became bus parking)."

Big John commented on Your 2008 USC Song Girl Scouting Report

"The one thing we're missing here at The U is USC Song Girls - Hurricane Girls are just all the sorority sluts and that's no fun."

Big John commented on Apple and AT&T Stores Having Difficulty Activating iPhones (UPDATE: It's the iPocalypse)

"iPhone customers at the apple store at the falls in miami are being sent home to complete activation"

Big John commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch

"You kids act like the ones on MTV's The Paper where the paper is the most important thing in the world."

Big John commented on Our Friends At Bristol

"If Outside the Lines reports the Alabama teacher on baseball team story, you guys win"

Big John commented on This Woman Is Smiling Because She Just Humped A High School Baseball Team

"I bet the right fielder batted 8th, we never get any respect"

Big John commented on Angelina Jolie No Closer to 'Atlas Shrugged' Marathon as Director Officially Drops Out

"I just checked and Angie hasn't had a worthwhile on-screen role in 10 years."

Big John commented on "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! THIS THING SUCKS!"

""I just hope I don't have to work for Calacanis before I get my big job at Rev3""

Big John commented on Stewart Butterfield's bizarre resignation letter to Yahoo

"I just cut-and-pasted into a TextEdit file titled "Resignation Letter for future use""

Big John commented on Google Browser Sync Discontinued, No Firefox 3 Support

"Foxmarks does the job for me, my bm file is around 5MB"