TheChris2.0 commented on Kindle on a plane

"@SeattleBuzzKill: its probably the same dude"

TheChris2.0 commented on Have you wiped your dirty temp-files lately?

"poop smarter, not harder"

TheChris2.0 commented on "Ask me about our affordable day care plans!"

"@datafox: If there is a bad donkey punch joke I haven't heard it."

TheChris2.0 commented on TechCrunch drops blog format for newspapery look

"Not too shabby but will always be tacky with so many ads. Maybe taking down a few of those would help load speed."

TheChris2.0 commented on Terry Semel's daughter arrested after assaulting a security guard in Las Vegas

"I think she resembles a tranny Sarah Silverman impersonator (sorry Sarah)"

TheChris2.0 commented on Apple confirms iPod Nano fires

"hilarious graphic - good job guys"

TheChris2.0 commented on Who killed my electric car?

"Anyone have an extra double A??"

TheChris2.0 commented on McCain's massive corporate tax cut

"@Passerby: I couldn't agree with you more."

TheChris2.0 commented on "Honey, you're not John Battelle!"

"This is the worst x-tube video ever!"

TheChris2.0 commented on Microsoft hopes you'll make friends through its new banner ads

"Geez, what are they going to try next?"

TheChris2.0 commented on The 4 worst athlete-backed startups of all time

"Wow, the 'blogmobile' sure looks an awful lot like the Mystery Machine[images.google.com]"

TheChris2.0 commented on Microsoft's comment on Yahoo, the 17-word version

"that's what she said"

TheChris2.0 commented on Wal-Mart holds mandatory meetings to campaign against Democrats

"WMF don't get blocked, I like your comments way too much, oh and also I went to the same college as deep throat so I'm biased Unions are a haven for the lazy and unskilled where I live (Vegas)."

TheChris2.0 commented on Mena Trott's future millions to fund daughter's therapy sessions

"he probably thinks she's cute [valleywag.com]"

TheChris2.0 commented on Google's top lawyer to head company's new honest-it's-not-evil venture capital fund

"I would consider this their second foray after the incredibly transparent '.org' [google.org]"

TheChris2.0 commented on Lectroid Julia Bigboote's pheromonic camouflage fails at the worst possible moment

"i cannot believe I turned another guy gay"

TheChris2.0 commented on Comcast earns $632 million, laughs in your face

"@bugz321: Remember, A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."

TheChris2.0 commented on Kevin Johnson's multimillion-dollar consolation prize for losing Yahoo

"@Jackson West: Not a jab at the photo I assure you. Isiah Thomas ran the Knicks into the ground by wildly overspending on 'talent' and will likely be remembered as the worst executive in NBA history."