TeenageCaveman commented on Facebook bows to crazy Christians and other home-schooled, parochial innocents

"Funny - I'd call teaching a single story of evolution to be just as narrow as teaching creationism."

TeenageCaveman commented on Accused murderer Googled "how to kill with a knife"

"His last search on Google before he got arrested: Oh+shit+the+cops+are+here+what+do+i+do?"

TeenageCaveman commented on Tumblr: the documentary

"@dalasv: Well, you might not be an asshole, but you're certainly giving it your best."

TeenageCaveman commented on YouTube engineer gets haircut, saves relationship

"Is your hoodie small enough?"

TeenageCaveman commented on Libertarian utopianist Patri Friedman wants to be your baby's daddy

"Wow a whopping 5'4"."

TeenageCaveman commented on Very special correspondent Paul Boutin even more special now

"I knew Paul reminded me of somoene other than Bono... "

TeenageCaveman commented on ConnectU founders hire new lawyers to fight Facebook

"Great."

TeenageCaveman commented on Pity the Microsoft marketers who made this video

"Man, I was hoping it would turn in to an A-ha video..."

TeenageCaveman commented on Yahoo shares plummet toward pre-Microsoft merger levels

"How's the flux capacitor moving along, Jerry?"

TeenageCaveman commented on Will Ferrell's FunnyorDie takes HBO for up to $10 million

"Maybe someone at HBO has the power to fulfill the "Die" part of the name."

TeenageCaveman commented on Andrew Cuomo pulls the plug on Usenet over "child porn"

"And I'm sure you'll soon see an additional charge on your bill for "child porn blocking convenience fee"."

TeenageCaveman commented on Apple CEO Steve Jobs looks dangerously thin

"Laurene used to make a line of hippy food that sold in local health food stores."

TeenageCaveman commented on Henry Nicholas donated the equivalent of 50 tabs of ecstasy to the Bush campaign

"He must have had some pretty happy dealers!"

TeenageCaveman commented on Want to learn how lawyers bounce U.S. workers from H1-B jobs? So do the Feds

"@tawni: I guess Unions are out of the question."

TeenageCaveman commented on Want to learn how lawyers bounce U.S. workers from H1-B jobs? So do the Feds

"@giddieup: And who do you think pays the lobbyists who pay the politicians to pass those laws? Sorry to hear about your greencard woes."

TeenageCaveman commented on Want to learn how lawyers bounce U.S. workers from H1-B jobs? So do the Feds

"@giddieup: It's called maintaining some semblance of an American way."

TeenageCaveman commented on Want to learn how lawyers bounce U.S. workers from H1-B jobs? So do the Feds

"Stop importing cheap labor?"

TeenageCaveman commented on Google's suburban sprawl

"Or just go find some endagered newts and leave their carcasses around the proposed development and, presto, you've bought a few months of time dealing with the envirofacists."