Oxycontinmoron commented on Nicole Kidman's Awkwardness '08 Tour Enters 'Blame Letterman' Phase

"It has become apparent to me that rather than keep her wardrobe from Stepford Wives she chose to keep the personality."

Oxycontinmoron commented on He Speaks! Ever since his

"He believes in equal rights, people."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Suspicious Britney Spears Investigates Who Taught Her 3-Year-Old the F-Word

"@NoWireHangers: And I loved every minute of it!"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Suspicious Britney Spears Investigates Who Taught Her 3-Year-Old the F-Word

"@Allie Anne: I call shenanigans!"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Suspicious Britney Spears Investigates Who Taught Her 3-Year-Old the F-Word

"@Old No.7: I think what he actually said was, "Popo Zao bee-otch!""

Oxycontinmoron commented on Help a Critically Injured Insider Catch Up on Three Months Of Hollywood Gossip!

"Joan, Happy Birthday!"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Paul Giamatti Jumps On Sexy Vampire Bandwagon With 'Bubba Ho-Tep' Sequel

"@Huge Tracts of Land: Which movie would you like to see first?!"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Don't Tell Gwyneth Paltrow That You Want to Fuck Her on Live TV

"Should we not tell her we want to fuck her on live TV or not tell her on live TV that we want to fuck her?"

Oxycontinmoron commented on World's Worst Publicist Gets Client Tossed From Thanksgiving Day Parade

"Wait...there actually IS such a thing as bad publicity?!"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Clint Eastwood's 'Hereafter' To Gloss Over African-American Ghost History

"I prefer Blu Ray to Billy Ray."