SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on "I'm going on a date with

"Yeah, this is about enough."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on AOL Ready To Be Where The Flavor Is!

"So let me get this straight - you're cutting costs by moving facilities to New York, arguably the most expensive place in America to house employees. For their next trick, the CEO will be repeatedly jabbing himself in the eye with Occam's Razor."

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"@williamzabka: The same, only I had like a handle of Yukon Jack before trying to leap from my roof."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Milkshakes Are For Closers

"I'm getting the last paragraph from Gabe's response to the milkshake letter tattooed on my face, Tyson-style."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Randi Rhodes: "I Was Watching Football At An Irish Bar"

"@Mediahohoho: "Mean-spirited, intellectually dishonest cretin" is pretty much how a pundit's resume begins."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Why Will No One Live With Michelle And Emily In Astoria?

"Is the warden going to come by and tell this crazy that some new nutball will move into the adjoining asylum rooms as soon as she stops freebasing paint? Douglas will come back when you stop swapping your meds with those of other patients."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Randi Rhodes: "I Was Watching Football At An Irish Bar"

"@SinisterRouge: Only if you'll agree that virtually everyone on Air America is a complete faux-intellectual charlatan."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Randi Rhodes: "I Was Watching Football At An Irish Bar"

"@City_Dater: Some say a comet will fall from the sky. @SinisterRouge: Not nearly soon enough, I don't like the guy either."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Randi Rhodes: "I Was Watching Football At An Irish Bar"

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: I could answer this question, but it's sort of completely icky to talk about."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Randi Rhodes: "I Was Watching Football At An Irish Bar"

"I firmly believe that our Mother Earth takes it upon herself to righteously bitchslap people from time to time."

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"@CodePink: That was you? You laugh like a girl."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Now car blogs are offering

"So... Wow. Wow."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on How To Meet A Prostitute, Part Two

"@KarenUhOh: So we're talking a potential hipster food-service worker here."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Page Six (Limply) Strikes Back

"A mortgage?"

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on How To Meet A Prostitute, Part Two

"@KarenUhOh: Yeah, but what are we supposed to imagine?"

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on Matt Lauer's Interview With Larry Craig: The Reviews Are In!

"It seemed like a really authentic interview in the sense that is was exactly like what it must be for casual acquiantences to talk to Larry Craig now."

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise commented on You heard the Facebook,

"Damn, and she was just about to buy the book."

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"@omg-ponies: You win the daily "pointless corporate fanboyism" award."