MissVolare commented on We Are All Whores, So Save Your Outraged Blogging for the War or Whatever

"I am always amazed by how ridiculous these articles are, and even more by the shenanigans pulled by the commenters as they analyze prostitution, female empowerment, class ethics, male domination, the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, et al. I've done it."

MissVolare commented on The Only 90 Seconds of Convention Coverage You Need to Watch

"I wanna one of those Jiggle-Me-Dennis dolls for Christmas!!"

MissVolare commented on Samantha Ronson's Blog Entry May Be the Future of PR

"Oh, and the ponies on Assateague Island just updated their myspace mood to: pwned!"

MissVolare commented on Samantha Ronson's Blog Entry May Be the Future of PR

"i betcha Ms."

MissVolare commented on Righteous Pirates Rob Celebrity Yacht

"The new piracy is the old piracy with more celebrities."

MissVolare commented on Are Reality Television Shows and The Internet Making People Crazy?

"I'm afraid everyone on the internet and teevee are having more fear than me!"

MissVolare commented on Remember that infuriating

"The utmost in stupidity was even ALLOWING this private issue to become a constitutional issue at all!...we should NEVER have let courts impede on private behaviour, to make pronouncements regarding the control of a women's body. Once we embraced this slippery slope, we have allowed ideology and partisanship to make and cherry pick data, to broadcast pronouncements and ANECDOTAL evidence on what clearly is a public health issue, and NOT a government sanctioned bestowed (1) on a certain class of people (i.e.,Women(,)."

MissVolare commented on Do Not Think About What This McDonald's Ad Could Imply

"Oooh, goody-goody-gum-drops!"

MissVolare commented on Hair 'Dos And Don'ts

"Like many of my short-haired sisters, i cut my own hair and have for years when i realized that what they were doing was as easy as stuffing a turkey. What i do once a month is go outside in the garden, immediately after wetting hair, and bend over so me hair stands up and cut it by holding sections between the fingers and snipping in a straight line up."

MissVolare commented on Minnie Needs Less Gigs Than Mickey • Morning Sickness Gender Myth May Be True

"Females do cause morning sickness: OOOh-i had some good times 17 years ago, preggers with my daughter."

MissVolare commented on Palimony Suit Could Force Jodie Foster's 'Midlife Crisis' $25 Million Over Budget

"In Kahhleeforniya they can!"

MissVolare commented on Our Newest Monster Is a Four-Earred Kitty Cat

"That's so when he hears you calling him, he can ignore you twice as well!"

MissVolare commented on How To Be An Investigative Spy

"My ex was an electrician and had a "butt-set" that could be used to jack into the lines near the polls or boxes of the phone company and we could hear any and every call being passed through the lines for the entire neighborhood."

MissVolare commented on A Little Princess: Reversal Of Four Buns

"i AM a princess too. even at 42 years old..."

MissVolare commented on Which Actress Has Taken Up Smack?

"2> Lara Flynn Boyle?"

MissVolare commented on Behold, The Chosen Blobs

"Please!"

MissVolare commented on Ladies, it's time to pour

"I'd rather read Hustler anyway."