MarkLancaster commented on Spoiler Alert: Eric Schmidt Named As Final Cylon

"Google's new Android: Destruction Edition."

MarkLancaster commented on Google begins testing its new camouflage Steath Shuttle

"I cant really think of a catchy way of putting this, so hopefully someone else can be a better wordsmith than I. Google begins testing of easily obtainable odd things to attach to their vehicles. Why? More surprised expressions on people for their street view of course."

MarkLancaster commented on Google: Organizing the world's crap

"Google: Indexing all of the World's crap on the Internet."

MarkLancaster commented on Google: Organizing the world's crap

"Old motto - Do no evil aka DNE New motto - Dog Now Empty"

MarkLancaster commented on MILFBook!

"Pimpin' aint easy"

MarkLancaster commented on They never have enough restrooms in these Apple Stores

"New entry (reference to a cult in the 90's) "Waiting in line for the new iPhone, drinking the Kool-aid""

MarkLancaster commented on They never have enough restrooms in these Apple Stores

""Magician wows crowd by pulling notebook out of envelope (over and over) - although still unable to make iPhone appear!""

MarkLancaster commented on Our hero travels back in time to star in Breakfast Club 2

"Heres a better Zoolander reference. "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking."

MarkLancaster commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@Troll_2.0 I think this video is more correct..."

MarkLancaster commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@Rachel Marsden For the record, if you want to place those characters, its a simple method of Start > Run > Charmap.exe > Copy the character you want > Paste Oh wait..."

MarkLancaster commented on Children of IT pros expected to take over the server-farm

"I have to admit - this picture should be the caption of the day pic :)"

MarkLancaster commented on Google raises the stakes in competition with rival Baidu

"I cant read that sign sorry, it all looks chinese to me."

MarkLancaster commented on The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club

"Can I have my hand back now?"

MarkLancaster commented on Robot CEO smuggles human wife into movie premiere

"Hey baby, wanna buy a watch?"

MarkLancaster commented on This picture brought to you by Seagate

"my entry: "You must be at least this tall to ride this ride, baby" That being said, it looks like he's trying to poke out the photographers eyes..."

MarkLancaster commented on BuzzTemple wants to convert top Digg users to PR agents

"I understand people want to cash in on their Social Media use.."