HumpintoPlease commented on In A Million Hundred Years, The Internet Will Be On Crank

""gray goo wiping out life on Earth" John McCain!"

HumpintoPlease commented on Why Tina Brown Sees Herself In Hillary

"Brown is a ringer for Hillary (sans the mudflaps) only she should have done the interview on 'Ellen' who also looks just like Hillary and Brown and less like Whoopie."

HumpintoPlease commented on Cindy McCain: You'll Never Get My Money, Losers!

"@Tits_LaRue: Botox-Detox TimeFace So tight You Can Snap ItNot So Much My Snatch"

HumpintoPlease commented on Arianna Huffington Criticizes Harried 'Conventional Wisdom Zombies'

"@IrasGlasses: The only thing "fearless" about Arianna's book store appearances is that she's not shot with plenty of uplight and through linoleum as she is, say, on Charlie Rose."

HumpintoPlease commented on Obama RIPS James Carville For Disgusting Testicles Comment

"Photo caption to read: Carville Rolls Clinton Cahone Sausage"

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II

"Hillary: "My solution for the aging boomer population in retirement homes is to make them all nurses aids."

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II

"We can become Hindus and pay off the debt in seven lifetimes!"

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II

"@loquaciousmusic: There's always Chelsea..."

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philadelphia's Debate From Only Nice Location In Philadelphia!

"@bitchincamaro:Anti-Zionism will not be tolerated in my White House! Who would you rather have a glass of Cristal with now?"

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philadelphia's Debate From Only Nice Location In Philadelphia!

"@jobbotch: You would too, if you had mudflaps like hers."