HumpintoPlease commented on In A Million Hundred Years, The Internet Will Be On Crank

""gray goo wiping out life on Earth" John McCain!"

HumpintoPlease commented on Why Tina Brown Sees Herself In Hillary

"Brown is a ringer for Hillary (sans the mudflaps) only she should have done the interview on 'Ellen' who also looks just like Hillary and Brown and less like Whoopie."

HumpintoPlease commented on Cindy McCain: You'll Never Get My Money, Losers!

"@Tits_LaRue: Botox-Detox TimeFace So tight You Can Snap ItNot So Much My Snatch"

HumpintoPlease commented on Arianna Huffington Criticizes Harried 'Conventional Wisdom Zombies'

"@IrasGlasses: The only thing "fearless" about Arianna's book store appearances is that she's not shot with plenty of uplight and through linoleum as she is, say, on Charlie Rose."

HumpintoPlease commented on Obama RIPS James Carville For Disgusting Testicles Comment

"Photo caption to read: Carville Rolls Clinton Cahone Sausage"

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II

"Hillary: "My solution for the aging boomer population in retirement homes is to make them all nurses aids."

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II

"We can become Hindus and pay off the debt in seven lifetimes!"

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II

"@loquaciousmusic: There's always Chelsea..."

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philadelphia's Debate From Only Nice Location In Philadelphia!

"@bitchincamaro:Anti-Zionism will not be tolerated in my White House! Who would you rather have a glass of Cristal with now?"

HumpintoPlease commented on Liveblogging Philadelphia's Debate From Only Nice Location In Philadelphia!

"@jobbotch: You would too, if you had mudflaps like hers."

HumpintoPlease commented on Is Lusty Congresslady Michele Bachmann Being Naughty?

"Isn't that Tony Soprano's shrink?"

HumpintoPlease commented on Wonkette To Cover Famous Philadelphia Debate In 'Real Life'

"@HumpintoPlease: What have we a truck full of pink state, old grey haired-lady wiggaz and we got to get dem feelin' fly…"

HumpintoPlease commented on Mike Bloomberg Writes Existentialist Poem About Tragedy of Fame

"@SayItWithWookies: Beautiful. Like Mike would know the difference between a diphthong and a Thai hooker's undergarment."

HumpintoPlease commented on Wonkette To Cover Famous Philadelphia Debate In 'Real Life'

"@Tits_LaRue: Thanks, Tits, for the PST head up!"

HumpintoPlease commented on Wonkette To Cover Famous Philadelphia Debate In 'Real Life'

"What time does this thing start in CA? ring ring ((((((())))))) Drugman: You bring the nitrous and I'll bring a case of Crown Royal and Cristal."

HumpintoPlease commented on Divine Overlord Michael Chertoff Stares Down Michael Chertoff

"@Monsieur_Grumpé: The only way to "resolve" privacy and civil rights "concerns" of course, is for this cadavre and his posse to simply get rid of them. Who in this D.C."

HumpintoPlease commented on Divine Overlord Michael Chertoff Stares Down Michael Chertoff

"@jagorev: Cadavres never sleep. Don't you feel SO safe with the knowledge that some asshat neighbor is working as the "security consultant" doing all the sniffing on your tubes? And what the hell was Gore doing giving a speech yesterday at the RSA conference?"

HumpintoPlease commented on America's Best Attorney General Can't Find Job!

"Poboy Alberto will be pushing broom on the night shift @ Target with the rest of the outsourced, labor-arbitraged ambulance chasers with advanced degrees."