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"At least she looks better then Dick Cheney, thats a progress."

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Goose Spruce commented on British superhacker will likely be tried in the U.S.

"He will probably end up at Florance ADX supermax, at least he'll have famous neighboors."

Goose Spruce commented on Creator of Facebook's most revenue-rich app accused of stealing trade secrets

"Lawsuits are dime a dozen."

Goose Spruce commented on New evidence suggests Tumblr users exist outside of Brooklyn

"Thats sad."

Goose Spruce commented on Googleplex cafes staffed by illegal workers

"@sample032: That is correct."

Goose Spruce commented on Googleplex cafes staffed by illegal workers

"Is Sergey legal?"

Goose Spruce commented on Facebook holds toga party to celebrate 100 million users

"Toga party before Rome falls."

Goose Spruce commented on AdWords customers receive Google cookbook

"I wander why I didnt get a copy."

Goose Spruce commented on Google's food perks on the chopping block

"The concept of no free lunch has been finally proven."

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"Strange how the article didn't mention the worlds youngest and richest businessman that goes by the name of G."

Goose Spruce commented on Sergey, we're going to need more dark fiber

"Google got ripped a new one."

Goose Spruce commented on Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis pleads for support on YouTube

"This could happen to you if: You're the worlds biggest scumbag.You exploit drunk underage girls.And again for being the worlds biggest douchbag."

Goose Spruce commented on The worst VC firm you've never heard of

"Forbes article sounded something like out CNBCs American Greed, only these guys are still not behind bars."

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"Must suck to always come in last."

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"The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming."