Furious George commented on What America Needs Is An Awesome Pirate War

"Ya see that, Kiera Knightley?"

Furious George commented on Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?

"Not since Heavy D and the Boys first asked us "Now that we've found love, what are we gonna do [with it]?" has such a poignant quandary been presented to the American public."

Furious George commented on Monkey-Neanderthal Mutants to Destroy Us All

"Finally, I can live out my lifelong dream of peddling my car to the drive-through, being handed a giant platter of mammoth ribs, and comically buckling under their weight."

Furious George commented on Ivanka Trump Exasperates Yet Another Writer

"Nothing's more annoying than Penn alumni who call themselves "Wharton" alumni, and refuse to qualify the "Wharton" with "undergrad." You don't hear me going around claiming to be Yale Law, for instance."

Furious George commented on McCain Heads Into Final Stretch Feuding With Sportscaster Over Comedy Show

"The Nazi/Pol Pot/etc."

Furious George commented on McCain Heads Into Final Stretch Feuding With Sportscaster Over Comedy Show

"The Keith Olbermann sketch was about 50 minutes too long, but had its moments."

Furious George commented on Germany Is Not Hugely Fond Of Us Right Now

"In all honesty, the Germany/Holocaust jokes get a little old after awhile."

Furious George commented on Germany Is Not Hugely Fond Of Us Right Now

"Since when did the Germans start speaking French?"

Furious George commented on CBS News Temptress Nabbed Iraq Booty

"She must have about 15 pictures of my heart lying around somewhere, because she stole it a long time ago! I love you, Lara Logan, you saucy, blonde, cutely accented booty pirate."

Furious George commented on Sadness. At the Movies Just Finished Its Final Episode

"People can hate on critics, or specifically on critics of the simplified and artificially sweetened, mainstream variety like Ebert and Roeper, all they want."