norbizness commented on John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name'

"I'd try "Rich-Ass, Clueless Cracka-Ass Crackas With Erectile Dysfunction," but it might end up in 4-point font."

norbizness commented on Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day

"Unfortunately, this shorted out his remote audio transmission system, meaning that the commencement speech ending up being six minutes of knock-knock jokes and a Det."

norbizness commented on McCain Fundraiser Tour Fails Its Way Through Mormon World Capital

"If I'm not mistaken, in 50-state surveys, Dubya maintained a positive approval rating in Utah for several months after all other 49 states turned against him. So, yeah."

norbizness commented on Clinton-Press Relationship Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Tragic Marriage

"What?"

norbizness commented on John McCain Gets No Love From Hollywood

"Next up in the Wilford Brimleyiverse endorsmenet bonanza: CORKY![images.wikia.com]"

norbizness commented on 'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY'

"It's obviously an overreaction to the Brits/Canadians needlessly replacing z's with s's in words like pulverise and sorro, the gay blade."

norbizness commented on Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism

"@sussemilch: Shortbus?"

norbizness commented on Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad

"The damage has been done, however."

norbizness commented on Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism

"I'm looking forward to her fashion memoir (Why I Wear Old Ladies' Bathrobes To Important Press Conferences), her American History textbook (Everything That Happened Before the First Color Me Badd Album is Unimportant), and her self-help book (Just Because Everybody Wants You To Kill Yourself Doesn't Mean You Have To)."

norbizness commented on Kwame Kilpatrick Vetoes His Own Removal

"Gentlemen!"