FlakJack commented on ForbesAutos.com Staff Laid Off, I Start Saying Nicer Things To Ray Wert, Nick Denton

"This is awful news."

FlakJack commented on Save GM!

"I'd be genuinely tempted to do my part by grabbing up a G8 GT at "red tag" prices but, you know, no manual gearbox."

FlakJack commented on Forbes, Cox pay blogs to run anti-gay-marriage ads

"So, I trust that the HUGE TYPE for the bullet item about the CPM is from the original but you might want to note specifically that you didn't add that formatting for effect."

FlakJack commented on Hotshot political blogger's covert funding

"Her last book blew like a hooker in a hurricane."

FlakJack commented on Elevation's new partners

"I believe I'm havin' a Jubilee in my pants."

FlakJack commented on Tesla's alternative energy: the tow truck

"@kfury: Agreed."

FlakJack commented on Zillow jumps on the firebus

""I am painfully sad to announce that my inability to field a fruitful business model is costing many of you your jobs."

FlakJack commented on Pandora's founder is sad -- also, you're fired

""Waah, I haz a sad!" (Runs fingers across a big stack of cash, remembers own gainful and self-assured employment, feels all better.)"

FlakJack commented on Dressing up as Neo for Halloween is so 2000

""Why does everyone keep calling me Pleathertits?" As an aside, isn't Tory Burch just the queen of rich white East Coast MILFs?"

FlakJack commented on Internet user wants automatic updates on Andrew Baron's dying dad

"I see an iPhone app on the horizon."