FlakJack commented on Cloned dog in canoe

"Yeah..."

FlakJack commented on Hotmail? Hot bride!

"Dot on the head, crazy in the bed."

FlakJack commented on Kathy Griffin denies having bumped uglies with Steve Wozniak

"I know neighbors of Woz who saw her regularly padding around the property in the early morning hours."

FlakJack commented on The Jason Calacanis inusufferability index to reach new heights with arrival of Tesla Roadster

"Obviously, this is as close as Jason can get to enjoying some nice 'tang."

FlakJack commented on Drug-linked Broadcom cofounder Henry Nicholas's hypocrisy detailed, making for an even better screenplay

"+1 write-in vote for Eric Roberts."

FlakJack commented on Sarah Austin plurks the road

"@SFJoe: Granted -- I'm definitely over-generalizing."

FlakJack commented on Sarah Austin plurks the road

"@SFJoe: One theory suggests that many Silicon Valley men are socially awkward and rather inexperienced with women, so bold, cute women whose career arcs don't require a firm grounding in development intimidate and annoy them."

FlakJack commented on Jimmy Wales's estranged wife watches over his Wikia failure

"Parsing Jimbo's comment, is it safe to say that for him, estranged wife Christine = "something horrible"?"

FlakJack commented on Valleywag spots secret Yahoo conclave at D6

""Yep, I woke up today, and I said to myself, I'm going to put on a madras shirt and the tightest jeans I can wriggle into."

FlakJack commented on Ejected but not dejected, Valleywag to keep blogging

"Damn Thomas -- what did you do?"

FlakJack commented on Mark Zuckerberg: "A technology company is a company that creates technology"

"Well hell, I didn't have much to say about running a business when I was 17 either."

FlakJack commented on Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Allah willing, I'd hit it."

FlakJack commented on John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name'

"Charlie V."

FlakJack commented on Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism

"What does Dana Perino's resume look like?"

FlakJack commented on Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad

"Even worse, I just heard Allstate fired Dennis Haysbert because he fucked an Iranian chick in college."

FlakJack commented on Sometimes that new iPhone is just a cigar

"Walt's my bitch."

FlakJack commented on Arianna Huffington wants you to have a menage a trois

"Given Arianna's prior marriage to one of teh gays, I assume she speaks with authority here."

FlakJack commented on WAHHHHHHHH: Inexplicably,

"If HuffPo would provide me a byline, I'd be happy to draft and submit "The Top 100 Reasons Why Lanny Davis Is An Intellectually Dishonest Overbearing Political Hack Who Should Shut The Fuck Up and Accept The Fact That His Meal Ticket Has Expired.""