Dweezil commented on Are You Skilled Enough For The TSA's "Black Diamond" Security Line?

"You know, I never thought about this, but what do people do when they have shoes in their carry-on?"

Dweezil commented on Have The Jazz Passed Jerry Sloan By?

"Jerry Sloan will end up being the most underappreciated basketball mind in the history of the NBA."

Dweezil commented on When Shopping For Fancy Soaps And Duvet Covers, Will Allen Takes No Chances

"@Tuffy: You'd be better off saying that the gun acts as a voucher for a $250 gift certificate to the Nordstrom's Off The Rack at Sawgrass Mills."

Dweezil commented on When Shopping For Fancy Soaps And Duvet Covers, Will Allen Takes No Chances

"I bought a comforter there last week. That is like the worst place to pull a gun, with all the white women around."

Dweezil commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""Playoffs?" - r.allen"

Dweezil commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Clayton

"My old Jewish mother is completely obsessed with him."

Dweezil commented on Z is for Zuckerberg, the richest of all

"I am going to laugh heartily when Levchin ends up making more money (not valuation, but actual tangible assets) off that ridiculous Slide shit than Zuckerberg makes off Facebook."

Dweezil commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@WilliamMarkFelt: "Just in the same way that it's particularly wrong to strike a woman" It's amazing to me that you'd make the argument that striking a woman is similar to insulting a woman on the internet."

Dweezil commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@WilliamMarkFelt: Too many words."

Dweezil commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@Rachel Marsden: "Actually, I have never "stalked" anyone." Internet disagrees. "But that's a nice ad hominem meme, often used by people who can't argue more important issues or facts." How is this not relevant to your sanity?"

Dweezil commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@Rachel Marsden: "Which proves, again, that you and many others who have never met me or had any interaction with me really don't know me."

Dweezil commented on P is for Parker, the Valley's bad boy

"@dingdongditch: I wasn't thinking about pot."

Dweezil commented on P is for Parker, the Valley's bad boy

"On the phone with a drug dealer from Oakland, I'm sure."

Dweezil commented on CBS buys CNET Networks for $1.8 billion

"Looking forward to the CSI episode about a 13 year old from suburbia get killed for calling people faggot nigger jews on the Pokemon Mystery Dungeons Gamefaqs message board."

Dweezil commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@scalawag: "Rachel, you might be normal from the clinical perspective" Not to sound like some kind of know-it-all dick, but from my experience (which stems from my mother being a neuropsychology) she seems pretty fucking not normal."

Dweezil commented on Is Jimmy Wales getting Wikipedia in legal trouble?

"@cyc: Holy shit did you hit a fucking homerun with this one."

Dweezil commented on Google and the seven dwarfs

"Damn, I went with weddings."

Dweezil commented on HP-EDS merger to reunite Marc Andreessen's LoudCloud

"EDS is despised by military personnel universally, and they always fail in regards to the government contracts they constantly get."