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      • josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Michigan beats No. 4 UCLA,

        "@Doyle McPoyle: YO' REAL NAME CLARENCE."
        http://deadspin.com/5095659/#c9061095 1:53 PM on Nov 21


      • josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Week

        "When I wrapped the '81-'82 season, my heart was shot."
        http://deadspin.com/5095905/#c9058039 12:23 PM on Nov 21


      • josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Unfortunately, They Can't Use Their Hands

        "DominatrixDominatrix: Reloaded& l' piece d' resistanceDominatrix: Revulvalution"
        http://deadspin.com/5095478/#c9051971 9:09 AM on Nov 21


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        "So, the Patriots have always been a-holes?"
        http://deadspin.com/5095462/#c9047195 5:20 AM on Nov 21


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        "I'd punk her daft."
        http://deadspin.com/5095019/#c9042092 5:19 PM on Nov 20


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        ""We commit his mortal remains to the bosom of Lake Erie, which he loved so much...""
        http://deadspin.com/5094911/#c9037054 1:36 PM on Nov 20


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        "@Matt_T: Definitely the best promo cut on Deadspin."
        http://deadspin.com/5094365/#c9036626 1:23 PM on Nov 20


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        "@stealofthedraft: Robert, 1972, could not have said it better."
        http://deadspin.com/5094773/#c9035237 12:39 PM on Nov 20


      • josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Lift Your Calzones And Salute; The End Of The George Steinbrenner Era Has Come

        "B/W does not do justice those pants."
        http://deadspin.com/5094711/#c9035148 12:36 PM on Nov 20


      • josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Fordham's lady basketball

        "@lecoqsportif: I'll see your Lady Rams, & raise you Lady Popes. P - X - I."
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      *Takashi Miike* on Nov 21, 2008

      Damn that's alot of friends!


      Incognito on Nov 14, 2008

      LOL, I noticed you added my other name as a friend AFTER I got banned. Are you the ban befriender? lol


      Prof_Derzshowitz on Nov 3, 2008

      Wow. You've got 1000 friends. Gawker should give you a prize or something. [Or perhaps having a thousand friends is a prize in itself?].


      TheStarterWife on Sep 24, 2008

      Well then thank you.

      If you are thinking about BDD for the object of the 'Spin-fandom, well. I always loved his work with FatherKnowsShit. Some of his sports pieces are a miss with me, but more often than not it works in my eyes.

      I believe Klosterman is 36? 37? Just a few years older than I am, and I am a couple of years older than Drew. All three of us are way too Gen X for our own good, and it comes through in our work.


      TheStarterWife on Sep 19, 2008

      I cannot decide if your Klosterman crack was a compliment or an insult.


      EmilyClaire on Sep 3, 2008

      oh yeah! now we are both on Burning Angel... I am Finn and she is Lola. I do much harder stuff now than what i did on SG.

      xoxo


      Brian47 on Aug 4, 2008

      Nice to be part of your crew here, jose!


      williamzabka on Aug 1, 2008

      Wow, I just saw that you left me a message six weeks ago. Guess I should pay more attention to this shit.


      FirstDerivative on Aug 1, 2008

      Jose-
      How'd you come up with that name?
      Thanks,
      FD


      josereyes.theroof wishes to... on Jun 20, 2008

      555 on a 666...


      Brazil Thrill on Jun 4, 2008

      Maybe I'd consider rooting for the Packers if they switched to yellow jerseys, ala the Brazilian national squad.



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