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"Sorry, have to do this."

random_play commented on Interrogation Expert Denise Richards Nearly Elicits Nephew's Masturbatory Confession

"I agree!"

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random_play commented on In the "Wild West" of Craigslist's Erotic Services, does community policing prevail?

""99 44/100 percent"?"

random_play commented on Jakob Lodwick too good for the Internet, leaves it to you animals

"If he joins forces with Keith Gessen, the Internet as we know it could cease to exist."

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"This is an outrage!"

random_play commented on Skate Or Die! (But, Preferably, Just Die)

"Ed can do no wrong!"

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"Violet Blue is a jewel of teh internets."

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"I first read this as "Marc Jacobs' New Mule Is Well Kept", which would be a different type of bag."

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random_play commented on Alex Albrecht's top secret new project has a name: Project Lore

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"It's much worse than we thought."

random_play commented on Incompetent US Propaganda Network Surprisingly Unpopular Among Arabs

"@matto: You LOL-killed me from the Gawker front page, you cruise-missile lobbing imperialist!"

random_play commented on No Clear Winner Emerges In Keith Gessen’s Party To Take Back the Internet

"@StrawBerryShortCake: Good point!"

random_play commented on No Clear Winner Emerges In Keith Gessen’s Party To Take Back the Internet

"Am I missing something?"

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random_play commented on Dollhouse Is The Story Of Every Woman Today

"@moff: oh, oh, and a single girl trying to make it in the big city, and a weak-ankled teen fleeing from a killer, and, what am I forgetting here?, oh yeah, a hooker with a heart of gold! Um, I mean, a different hooker with a heart of gold."