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"There was no way I could avoid posting this: What?"

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"Dear Bogus Gender War, Nobody understands me like you do!"

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""Sleeping Their Way to Extinction"?"

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"@categorically: Valleyway's, the Restaurant at the End of the Bubble, where it's always that last blowout party just before everything goes bust."

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"@JasonCalacanis: Please don't spoil Valleywag's last few moments* by failing to post a photo of your dogs in your car. * Possibly Tesla's last few moments also."

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"@Helman: Speaking of dead horses!"

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""totally unjustly fired", Sheila?"

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"Here in the valley, we love* our Silicon Valley Roller Girls. *Even though they are never mentioned on Valleywag."