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masterofmonkeys commented on Iran's plan to kill "corrupt" bloggers
"Okay, stop teasing us and endorse McCain already."
http://valleywag.com/5022219/#c6524660 2:29 PM on Jul 4
masterofmonkeys commented on Olds take back Valleywag
"@Ted Dziuba: Or whose name is Ted."
http://valleywag.com/5021645/#c6524402 1:24 PM on Jul 4
masterofmonkeys commented on Tumblr? I just met her!
"This is how nice girls get caught on tape."
http://valleywag.com/5014564/#c6116387 9:46 PM on Jun 9
masterofmonkeys commented on Wired parent buys Ars Technica -- and Webmonkey, too?
"@BobDope: that's right, because space monkeys are the future, bitches."
http://valleywag.com/391462/#c5806673 11:27 PM on May 20
masterofmonkeys commented on Sheriff's deputies evict Red Herring from Belmont office
"@johnnypotatoes: racist!"
http://valleywag.com/392234/#c5806646 11:22 PM on May 20
masterofmonkeys commented on Sheriff's deputies evict Red Herring from Belmont office
"@Megan McCarthy: nah, that's valleywag's job."
http://valleywag.com/392234/#c5802422 5:30 PM on May 20
masterofmonkeys commented on Tech's best workspace: Digg
"That is the most beautiful image Valleywag has ever published."
http://valleywag.com/390952/#c5726647 4:33 PM on May 15
masterofmonkeys commented on Meet Margo Evashevski, VC PI
"I can see it now... Margo Evashevski: Hey big guy Owen Thomas: You talking to me? Margo: Yeah, baby."
http://valleywag.com/390471/#c5708905 1:21 AM on May 15
masterofmonkeys commented on Yahoo shareholder plots July 3 revolt
"@random_play: I heard that."
http://valleywag.com/388087/#c5583909 5:53 PM on May 7
masterofmonkeys commented on Sun earnings so bad, they're racist
"@sample032: Racism is really bad, Sun's earnings were really bad, therefore Sun's earnings are racist. Or do you think racism is good?"
http://valleywag.com/386834/#c5512472 5:29 PM on May 3
masterofmonkeys commented on Sun earnings so bad, they're racist
"Jonathan Schwartz, hang your pony-tailed head in shame!"
http://valleywag.com/386834/#c5506471 7:31 PM on May 2
masterofmonkeys commented on Forbes grabs firm hold of Steve Jobs's "magic wand"
"You should cross-post this to Fleshbot."
http://valleywag.com/386347/#c5488396 8:51 PM on May 1
masterofmonkeys commented on A Perfectly Modern Holocaust-Like Dystopia
"@Castle1914: Yeah, it could be worse, they could be forced to blog ;-)."
http://io9.com/385524/#c5476140 10:08 AM on May 1
masterofmonkeys commented on Make the wrong choice on Yahoo, and Ballmer could lose his job
"Monkey boy is my homie."
http://valleywag.com/386130/#c5475764 9:54 AM on May 1
masterofmonkeys commented on Craigslist CEO admits site used for date "transactions"
"Jim Buckmaster, perfect pimp name."
http://valleywag.com/385725/#c5475742 9:53 AM on May 1
masterofmonkeys commented on Suzuki SX4 First American Car Under $16K With Standard Nav, Take That SYNC
"Fools, there is only one car for me. "
http://jalopnik.com/384376/#c5396147 7:57 PM on Apr 26
masterofmonkeys commented on A week that saw Web 2.0 dethroned
"Ah yeah, this site is getting to be like the old 9 to 5 at the dogster i've got."
http://valleywag.com/384274/#c5393457 12:22 PM on Apr 26
masterofmonkeys commented on Why Marc Andreessen should stick to his keyboard
"Too much time in Mountain View has destroyed his brain, as it has mine."
http://valleywag.com/384087/#c5385960 3:37 PM on Apr 25

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masterofmonkeys on Apr 17, 2008

Millions of monkeys, monkeys for free, millions of monkeys, monkeys for me.

masterofmonkeys on Apr 17, 2008

I AM the monkey of masters.

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