sample032 commented on Olds take back Valleywag

"I take the day off and the olds take over. Fuck it."

sample032 commented on On Facebook, nobody knows you're not a whore

"I, for one, support transsexual whores' rights on Facebook."

sample032 commented on Neil Young to fix iTunes' sucky audio quality once and for all

"@tucker: If more than 0.1% of people could tell the difference between a CD and a 192kbps mp3 on a $400 sound system, you and Neil Young might have a point. As for Paul Boutin, after that Devo concert, I question his hearing as much as his taste in music."

sample032 commented on On Facebook, nobody knows you're not a whore

"I personally know the only two people from my college (of 30,000+) who listed "nude model" as their occupation."

sample032 commented on The Valleywag-Boing Boing sex map

"@mikemonteiro: I nominate you for commenter of the day. You hear that, Paul?"

sample032 commented on The Valleywag-Boing Boing sex map

"@Rock tha Hizzee: Someone's jealous he wasn't one of the [redacted]. Not that I was."

sample032 commented on Microsoft's $240 million not enough to make Facebook Internet Explorer-compatible

"How is including IE with Windows any more crooked than Apple including Safari with OS X?"

sample032 commented on Googler employee info hacked

"@weste7679: Could Colt be held liable for damages?"

sample032 commented on "She Fricken Blocked Me"

"Wasn't EQ still the game to play in 2001? And I'm guessing "She Fucking Hates Me" is a "Summer Nights" ripoff."

sample032 commented on The Valleywag-Boing Boing sex map

""he's just trying to stay on top of things." So that's how Owen rolls."

sample032 commented on The Valleywag-Boing Boing sex map

"Looks more like a conga line fuck than a map."

sample032 commented on 9 ways foreigners are having more fun with Facebook

""In America, the only crimes Facebook facilitates are child porn and child molestation" Don't forget rape, statutory and otherwise."

sample032 commented on Wall Street Journal makes Yahoo more expensive for Rupert Murdoch

"For the ballsy, it's short time."

sample032 commented on How Xeni and Violet's Boing Boing affair went sour

"Melissa was a smart girl to not get involved with that love n-gon."

sample032 commented on New Google skybridge will make New York look like it was supposed to

"Google should just hurry up and buy all commercial/industrial space on the the nth story in Manhattan."

sample032 commented on Valleywag emeritus Nick Douglas's new comedy show

"@Alaska Miller: Just wait."

sample032 commented on "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"In both, it looks like someone forgot they were targeting 16:9, not 4:3."

sample032 commented on Apple beats Microsoft on Greenpeace environmental index

"You have to question a report that ranks a software company as worse than a hardware company. Or a reporter who thought it was a relevant comparison."