Rockwell commented on The Packers Cancel A Meeting, The Brewers Get Testy And Reilly STILL Isn't Funny

"Yeah, I totally remember in 2002 when Cher retired. ???"

Rockwell commented on Rick Mahorn Gets Suspended For "Peacemaking"

"WHERE IS MY GODDAMN MONEY I WILL SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR M*********** MOUTH"

Rockwell commented on The True Life Of Reilly

"Try making a reference to souffles or the length of Katie Couric's heels while watching a game with your friends and see how long it takes for someone to kick your ass. At least no one had an obscure life-threatening disease in this particular column."

Rockwell commented on Rock Band 2 Preview Shows Journey, Foo Fighters, Motörhead And More

"Good Times Bad Times by Led Zeppelin would be the ultimate RB2 song."

Rockwell commented on Gurbaksh Chahal to pretend to be poor, learn life lessons in new Fox reality show

""In it, G will live among straight people and pretend to be one of them." /fixed"

Rockwell commented on Hollywood power player Randi Zuckerberg struts her stuff

"If I wanted to see a fat chick carouse around the Hard Rock pool I'd...well, I don't want to see a fat chick carouse around the Hard Rock pool."

Rockwell commented on Welcome To Internet Land, Mr. Reilly

"Rick Reilly is mawkishness personified."

Rockwell commented on Prepare For Rick Reilly's Debut On ESPN

"I fully expect the first post to be something like how heartwarming it is that the glue they turned Eight Belles into is being used in arts and crafts programs for underprivileged kids."

Rockwell commented on How many black friends does Marissa Mayer have? Let's count!

"4th row, 7th from the left is definitely a person of color."

Rockwell commented on Ning fires VP of operations two days before major outage

"Ning's social networks are primarily useful for creating viral expansion loops in my pants."

Rockwell commented on Marc Andreessen's egg-shaped head, CEO's rack distract Fast Company writer from Ning's vanishingly small business

"I don't know who that Photoshop cyborg-woman on the cover of Fast Company is but it sure as hell is not Gina Bianchini."

Rockwell commented on Valleywag to advertisers: Don't shoot!

"Doesn't NFL.com get a mention for the 4 billion RSS ads they've run over the last week?"

Rockwell commented on Neither crime nor this escort's client paid on Craigslist

"@Melissa Gira Grant: everything was accurate in your story but I don't like the facts of the story so please change them k thx bai"

Rockwell commented on How to burn through $800,000 of daddy's money on a blog network

"@yawnster: flip the script on me, why don't you."

Rockwell commented on How to burn through $800,000 of daddy's money on a blog network

"yawnster, nice profile pic."

Rockwell commented on Why Tim Draper's latest virus isn't catching

"Glam publishers remind me of Scientologists."

Rockwell commented on If Hillary Clinton ran the banks

"Maybe you should clue in your friends over at Wonkette about this."

Rockwell commented on "I just threw away 5 months

"When did Wired become a trade publication for green technology?"