If you follow Robert Scoble at all — and you sort of have to unless your DSL is dead — you know he can't help overproliferating everything he does. While the entire staff of Vanity Fair takes months to assemble its 100 most powerful list, Fast Company's token webhead spews 165 names in one pass for his "hand-picked list of the people who provide the most interesting tech blogging/tweeting/FriendFeeding." Robert, let me put on my old Condé Nast editor's hat and redline this back to you: GREAT START, BUT PLS TELL US WHO THE FK THS PPL ARE:

Aaron Brazell
Adam Lasnik
Alana Taylor
Alex Albrecht
Alex Williams
Allen Stern
Andrew Baron
Andru Edwards
Andy Beal
Andy Ihnatko
Anthony Citrano
Ben Metcalfe
Benjamin Higginbotham
Bhaskar Roy
Bret Taylor
Brian Shields
Brian Solis
Charlene Li
charles cooper
Charles Hudson
Chris Brogan
Chris Messina
Chris Nuttall
Christopher Allen
Christopher Galtenberg
Chuq Von Rospach
Colide81 (James)
Corvida
Craig Eddy
Craig Newmark
Cyndy
dan farber
Dan Fernandez
Danny O’Brien
dannysullivan
Dare Obasanjo
Darren Barefoot
dave mcclure
Dave Morin
Dave Taylor
Dave Winer
David Armano
David Sifry
David Swain
david weinberger
debbie landa
Deborah Micek
Dion Almaer
Doc Searls
Don Dodge
Don MacAskill
Duncan Riley
Dwight Silverman
Ed Bott
engadget
Erhan Erdogan
Eric Eldon
Francine Hardaway
Fred Wilson
Gabe Rivera
Harry McCracken
Hutch Carpenter
James Kendrick
James Urquhart
Jason Falls
Jay Rosen
Jeff Jarvis
Jeremiah Owyang
Jeremy Toeman
Jesse Stay
Jessica Guynn
Joe Wilcox
John Furrier
Joi Ito
Joshua Dilworth
joshua schachter
Justin Korn
kamla bhatt
Kara
Karim
Karsten Januszewski
Keith Teare
Ken Camp
l0ckergn0me
laura “@pistachio” fitton
Liz Gannes
Long Zheng
Lora Heiny
Loren Heiny
Louis Gray
Mark “Rizzn” Hopkins
Mark Trapp
Marshall Kirkpatrick
Mashable
mathew ingram
Matt Cutts
Mediabistro.com
michael arrington
Michael Krigsman
Michael Wesch
mike “glemak” dunn
Mike Butcher
Mike Cannon-Brookes
Mike Cassidy
Mike Doeff
Mike Fruchter
MikeAmundsen
Mitchell Tsai
Molly E. Holzschlag
Nir Ben Yona
noah kagan
Nova Spivack
Omar Shahine
Ontario Emperor
Patphelan
Paul Buchheit
paul mooney
Paul Stamatiou
Paul Thurrott
Pete Blackshaw
Pete Steege
Peter Semmelhack
Rachel Clarke
Rafe Needleman
Rebecca MacKinnon
Richard Binhammer
Rob Bushway
Robert Hof
Robert Sanzalone
Rodney Rumford
Roger Kondrat
Ryan Block
Scott Beale
ScottBourne
sean percival
seth goldstein
Shel Israel
slashdot
Steve Broback
steve clayton
Steve Garfield
Steve Gillmor
Steve Lacey
Steve Outing
Steve Rubel
Steven Hodson
Stowe Boyd
Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
susan mernit
Susan Scrupski
Svetlana Gladkova
Tamar Weinberg
Terry Heaton
Thomas Hawk
Thomas Vander Wal
Tim O’Reilly
Todd Cochrane
Tom Foremski
Tom Merritt
Warner Crocker
Werner Vogels
Woody Pewitt
Yaron Samid
zefrank
Zoli Erdos
~C4Chaos

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