Plenty to do for those who hate the playa: ROFLThing, which has been celebrating Internet inside jokes since April 2008, is taking over Mighty. Join the kings and queens of memes for another informal Web-culture conference and dance party. To geek out with a room full of animators, illustrators, and visual effects artists head to Con-x-treme. This convention for all things media will go all day and night at the San Mateo Marriott through Monday. If your friends nod off every time you say, "It's gonna go viral, but it's still in development phase," then get your ideas in order and head to "SuperHappyDevHouse No. 26" in Los Gatos or the "BizDevHouse" in Oakland for a weekend work session.(Photo by street museo)

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