Will John McCain pick former eBay CEO Meg Whitman as his running mate? We can guess what a McCain-Whitman platform looks like: No new taxes, but higher listing fees. Valley Democrats, deeming the election a formality, are already lining up to be Obama's CTO. We think Robert Scoble's angling for the job, but Obama would be wise to consider how Seagate has fared as the sponsor of Scoble's videos. Who's going to get all these plum political positions? We'll read about it in tomorrow's papers — if there are any left. (Photo by AP/Dharapak, photoillustration by Paul Boutin)