Okay, we mentioned him once, briefly — still, not enough to keep Calacanis from demanding that we use a picture of his dogs Taurus and Fondue scarfing Pinkberry. Watch out, Calacanis, because if Obama wins those dogs might unionize and collectively bargain for more froyo. We're just glad the Southlanders survived the earthquake with their private parts intact so that they could live to self-destructively tweet away another day — everyone's doing it, even the Mars lander. And while science fiction novelist Orson Scott Card may have betrayed his gay fans, you can at least count on Justin.tv co-founder Justin Kan to keep lobbying publicly for a centerfold in Honcho — though, starlets aside, maybe young master Peter Cashmore of Mashable might sell more magazines.