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Hollywood star Edward Norton gleefully shakes hands with San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom at a hearing on green building practices today before the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming on Capitol Hill. Write your own caption, and the winner becomes the new headline. Yesterday's contest drew no winning entries, so do try harder, won't you? (Photo by AP/Lawrence Jackson)
The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club
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4:00 PM on Wed May 14 2008
By Jackson West
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I think the FAIL on yesterday's caption contest was on the Valleywag side.
"Just don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"
Don't make me angry mayor Newsom. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Deja vu!
"Look, I'm just here to make some remarks and then get some lunch. I don't need a new best friend."
Newsom meets, asks Norton who his hairdresser is.
[OMG he's SOOO dreamy]...No, sir, I can't stand up right now, but if you'll just give me a minute or two...[please don't look at my left hand]
"Did you get my notes?"
(could barely of think of anything but for teh hawtness.)
Mayor Newsom was thrilled to meet a big celebrity, only to be disappointed to learn later that, despite appearances, it wasn't really Andrew McCarthy.
Metrosexualism stages a comeback.
beatific \ˌbē-ə-ˈti-fik\
Love at first sight.
"The first rule of The Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming is you do not talk about...aw, the hell with it. What's Brad Pitt REALLY like?"
The first rule of Hair Club is you do not talk about Hair Club!
@FlakJack: Damn you - beat me to it!
uh, he shook his hand without standing up? Seriously, he shook hands with a man - a Mayor -- but did not stand up? Now perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-worn copy of Roberts Rules of Order - but when a man is introduced to another man and goes to shake his hand - HE STANDS UP. How does he not know this?
i vote for FlakJack...
I am Jack's shit-eating-grin.
Ed Norton? Hey, have you heard from Ralph Kramden lately?
For 97% of you:
[en.wikipedia.org]
Gavin please thank your cousin for Ys..it's changed my life.
Israeli electric cars? I believe you're confusing me with Ben Stiller. Yeah, I forgot about that movie too.
gnuisance@ineedhollywoodmoney.org
"I would stand but... no."
Hunk, meet Hulk. Hulk, meet Hunk.
@FlakJack: lol - good comment. You can't top the hair club comment.
Impeach
Gavin Newsome
12 Galaxies
Guiltied to a
Gamma Ray
Fight Club
"You dress to the left? Me too!"
"Now that Tyler is dead. You can take his place!"
"From Fight Club to Green Club"
Can I have my hand back now?
@FlakJack: Cr@p...I was going to do Hair Club.
Rule 3: ...unless you are Sy Sperling.
Harry "loves his thick, black polar bear hair" Wang
"Is it true that BOTH of us come from filthy-rich backgrounds?"
"Mr. Norton, meet your new stunt double."
@want: I thought that, too. Mind your manners, Norton!
"I would kiss you but your mouth probably tastes like Geddy ass..."
@FlakJack: The winner!
"Dude, I got this fiancee, she's an actress and buggin' me to get her some Hollywood work. My Aunties Dianne and Nancy haven't done much in this department. What can you do for me?, Oh yeah, i forgot to mention she is a republican."
"I'd stand up as well, but I don't actually respect you."
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