nerdspotting, orkut buyukkokten, shinmin li, zach bogue, i dream of cake, marissa mayer

Marissa Mayer hits the town with hunky boytoy and Orkut

Google VP Marissa Mayer attended the San Francisco Ballet's New Work's Festival on Friday and she brought along all her favorite friends. These included Mayer's manfriend, real-estate fund manager Zach Bogue, who, for reasons unknowable hasn't starred in a season of ABC's the Bachelor yet. Mayer's outfit is "a softer, [more] feminine look than we usually see from her" reports SFLuxe — but check out Googler Orkut Buyukkokten's suit, below. It's a Roberto Cavalli, darlings.

You know Orkut Buyukkokten, don't you? Yes, he's that Orkut — the Googler behind the favorite website of Brazilian pederasts, neo-Nazis and Indian teenagers. And he's fabulous in sheen.

Here's Mayer with business partner Shinmin Li, proprietor of I Dream of Cake, the North Beach pastry salon. "Cupcakes anyone?" SFLuxe ignorantly asks. Anyone who's anyone knows that Mayer calls the business "cake-sculpting."

8:20 AM on Mon May 5 2008
By Nicholas Carlson
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waynelambright at 08:57 AM on 05/05/08
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Marissa looks hot!
Benoit at 09:14 AM on 05/05/08
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Shinmin looks hot!
WagCurious at 09:18 AM on 05/05/08
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Wikipedia says sarongs are often used by women as a cover-up over swimwear. I'm just saying, she looks like she's in line for the Kalua pig at the luau.
leahculver at 09:18 AM on 05/05/08
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Zach looks hot!
michaellamb at 10:16 AM on 05/05/08
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puce is not her color
Shinmin doesn't eat her wares.. never trust a skinny chef
Patricia2 at 10:19 AM on 05/05/08
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I like her but I think she needs to fire whoever does her hair for events.
googoobaby at 11:32 AM on 05/05/08
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All she needs is the boots and headgear and point her at some toxic waste.
QADude at 01:29 PM on 05/05/08
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A couple of thoughts:
1) That "puke green" isn't your color, and the dress looks like a "Tye-dye" t-shirt.
2) Fire your hair stylist - that doesn't suit you very well.
Nicholas Carlson at 03:31 PM on 05/05/08
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@QADude: I want to see a hot or not competition between QADude and Zachary Bogue. That guy is some serious arm charm.
Peteski at 03:52 PM on 05/05/08
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Its a Mayan Baby Sling w/o the baby! And as Tom would say "Did you taste this dish before it went out? Because it wasn't seasoned nearly enough."
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ps. Florescent Green + Pasty White = Eye Ball School Dropout
BobDope at 05:00 PM on 05/05/08
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Mannequin 3 - We need the money for surgery
matto at 09:26 PM on 05/05/08
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Note she has the exact same expression in all three photos. I am beginning to suspect that Marissa is a 6, and I don't mean on the 1 to 10 scale.
random_play at 12:22 AM on 05/06/08
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@matto: That explains everything! I wonder how many other Google executives are Cylons?

(How many VW commenters are Cylons?)
Rick at 06:22 AM on 05/06/08
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Mr slicksuit looks like he knows a guy that could get roofies
Torley at 04:42 PM on 05/06/08
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Now what I need is a M. Mayer shot of her wearing pink, and the watermelon combo is complete!

@matto: Perhaps it is but a very well-experienced smile. :D