Beware MorphMonkey's invitations to morph you and a friend into love children on Facebook. The American Social Health Association has infected the MorphMonkey app with chlamydia, transmitted each time you make spawn with it. ASHA's video tutorial doesn't explain why Facebook condoms can't protect you from Facebook VD, or how the kids used to deal with virtual infections back in the days of AOL chatrooms and fingering each other's Unix .plan files, but it is sort of sexy in an afterschool special way:
Facebook app spreads social disease to your friends
4:40 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Melissa Gira Grant
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Ok this is just weird...application invites are annoying enough when they purport to offer something fun or interesting. If I saw something on my request page trying to tell me I had chlamydia, I'd be like "fuck you!"
ha...
i guess i will be the first one to ask why it's named after one of julia allison's friends.
Melissa! Are you making babies with me again....
facebook is generally useless. you people need to get a grip
Finally a USEFUL Facebook application. That. Is. Hilarious.
Where even Paris Hilton can feel at home: Facebook :)
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