Two pension funds suing Yahoo want to get testimony from director Art Kern, a former radio entrepreneur — but his domestic bliss is getting in the way. Kern was married on March 1 Deal Journal reports, according to a document filed by lawyers in the case, and is starting a five-week honeymoon outside the country on May 4. Here's what's odd about the filing: the name of Kern's new spouse is not mentioned anywhere. A source familiar with Kern says his new wife's name is Alison. Anyone have pictures of the happy couple? Please send them in.
Yahoo board member's secret marriage revealed by pension-fund fight
4:20 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By Owen Thomas
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Secret marriage? Not to people who actually know Art Kern. I am sure that would not include anyone employed at Valleywag. What a scummy headline, even for you.
What would Jordan say? "News vital to the valley!" or something like that?
C'mon, help me out, guys.
Are we sure they've met? Maybe he has to pick her up from quarantine or two Russian guys down by the docks?
Who the hell is Art Kern and who the hell cares anyway?
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