Sure, I might have spotted an atypically incognito Jeremy Piven, who panders to Hollywood agent stereotypes as Ari Gold on Entourage, hopping into his Land Rover on Sunset and Vine. I might have seen the paps hounding prettyboy Apple pitchman Justin Long walking past the Belmont on La Cienega with his arm around Drew Barrymore. But getting kidnapped after brunch at Toast for an afternoon of browsing boutiques on Third Street in West Hollywood with successful online entrepreneur Patricia Handschiegel as she did her rounds for StyleDiary was when I was finally seduced, if just a bit. Here we model frilly bras at Polkadots and Moonbeams. I think the pink really compliments my sun-kissed complexion, don't you?
Valleywag goes native in Hollywood with Patricia Handschiegel
1:00 PM on Sun Apr 13 2008
By Jackson West
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Tha horrah. Tha horrah.
Jackson: You need at least a C-cup.
Patricia: Jackson West lingerie makeover on StyleDiary. I DARE you!
caption contest: Why is everyone who works at Valleywag fat?
Nick Douglas weighs like 12 pounds.
you guys
go to macys
@EricFrostHatesLife: Paul has that rock star chic look going on
When in Rome...
@matto: Douglas got his ass fired, remember? Now he's around on Gawker.
@EricFrostHatesLife:
Have you never met Melissa?
I think you might prefer this one: http://www.slashfood.com/2008/04/02/the-next-big-thing-in-breakfast-meats-the-bacon-bra/
Eek, what happened to that nice URL-contracty feature? Oh, fine. Make me code. See if I care. The Bacon Bra
@matto: That's why we fired him, duh.
@EricFrostHatesLife: Oh, and that Alleywag Carlson is Manhattan-sleek, for what that's worth.
Everyone knows that the webcam adds 20 pounds. In real life, I'm skinnier than Kate Moss.
No you're not Michael.
By the way, are these articles about Hollywood, or about Jackson West in Hollywood? I think there are more people in town to report on than just him.
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