"Best caption became the post's title." That should be 'will become'. That's why they make the big bucks.

I should point out that the photo was snapped by our talented Mahalo Daily video editor Mike Gallagher, but the bling is totally real and I defy anyone to prove otherwise. Also note that the "M" sign I'm throwing is for Mahalo and not the Mexican Mafia.

I'll throw in 1 large for the best caption!

Bring your best people, where is matto

Mahalo, the puppet chronicles

"Jason lets us borrow these rides. You don't get that working at the post office."

if that's your Aston Martin, juan...wtf are you doing at Mahalo doing data entry for 30K/year?

I hear they have a Mustang there that can run the 1/4 mile in under 11 seconds.

"icy hot stuntaz - revolutions!"

"Apple execs can't move cars, Mahalo guides banned from parking lot"

"Data entry linked directly to deformed limbs."

"We valet park on the side to make more money. Please visit Mahalo! Please?"

@Viss: winner

mahalo.com/How_To_Lease_A_Car_and_Look_Like_A_Douchebag

@Viss: Damn you - beat me to it!

Mahalo guides moonlight as valets

carpool tunnel

@It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week: doh! i should learn to read.

mavis beacon teaches douchebaggery

Mahalo guides fight rumors of small penises.

White kids in mall profess their whiteness, love of cubic zirconia

Midwestern White Kids Pose with Daddy's Car, Mommy's Jewelry.

Mahalo employees moonlight as parking valets

shit, was beaten to it, should have read the comments first. Still, it's either that or "Mahalo Guides studying for new "lets pretend" page"

Krill Be Ballaz - The College Years

Dear lord.... Driving over to the Ritz Carlton parking lot and taking pictures in front of guests cars is about as loser as you get.

Up next for auction at the police and sheriff's sale:

Three automobiles. Bling and people not included.

Mahalo opens a corporate account at the Luxury Car Rentals of Santa Monica

Hilarious everyone, but @matto: calling me white is an affront to my Inuit heritage.

"See, Ma, I wash better cars than Daddy does!"

The Backlink Boys

@Juan Aguilar: I know.

Icy Hot Blundaz

@Paul Boutin: That, sir, is why you get paid to write.

Of course, you would think that if these guys owned a Rangey or an Aston-Martin, they'd at least make a comment about their prized possessions on their own site...

Vantage? [mahalo.com] - nope
Vantage n400? [mahalo.com] - nup
DBS? [mahalo.com] - errr
any Aston? [mahalo.com] - no
How about a Rangey? [mahalo.com] - we have no winners.

I think you can see their colectively owned 1982 Jeep Cherokee in the background...

Beastie Boys poorer, uglier, less stylish than before.

Scratch that, I have a better one:

Beastie Boys known to let the Mahalo... mmmm-DROP!

Poseur Mobile

Mahalo Car Wash Crew - keepin' it realz!

Nothing warms my heart more than seeing California chumps in the parking lot of some strip mall hellhole, posing in front of cars, wearing those jeans that would get you lynched in NYC.

I know you guys are "in on the joke", but...you're really not.

Mahalo guides do shit work. My repeated searches for "Veronica Belmont nude" continue to return useless results. Wtf.

@matto: These rumors that Denton pays us have got to stop.

Wiggas, please!

Ok time to pick my favs:

1. The Backlink Boys (winner by a landslide!)
2. Icy hot stuntaz - revolutions!
3. Data entry linked directly to deformed limbs.

Looks like an album cover for The Bubble Boys.

Is it tough to show up to work every day and work on something that's going to be a spam hole in year?

Finally! Finally! Thanks VW for letting me comment. I get to make my caption! Hopefully, you like it even though its late! @seanpercival I hope your 1 large is still on the table so here goes.

Mahalo is a Hawaiian word meaning "keep dreaming."

We can srsly has the monies.

Srsly.

It is time for About.com playaz to step up!

Mahalo vs About.com
racing for pink slips!

"White men can't search"

[see IAC's new "black men CAN search" article]

Stuff White People Like: Being Weekend Gangstas!

There is nothing more that white oeople like than to be seen by their friends as having real gangsta cred. Here are three examples blasting Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", somewhere in Mission Viejo.

When did ugly cars become the ultimate status symbol?

In any case, it seems that these days anyone can get any car they want as long as they're willing to take on stupid, crippling debt. A recent bank account transcript would be far more impressive. ;)