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General Motor's top-selling 8 cylinder, 6 liter Chevy Silverado gets a tree-hating 13 miles per gallon driving around the streets of San Francisco. Accelerate too hard in one of these babies and the atmosphere might just whip up another Katrina right then and there. GM's top seller: It's a monstrosity. It's a perversion of engineering. It's paying Silicon Valley's bills. According to ComScore, General Motors bought 1,687,065,000 pageviews in January 2008, leading auto manufactures online. Toyota, which manufactures Sergey Brin's favorite, the sippy-cup Prius, only shelled out enough to reach about 60 percent as many unique visitors.
Meet the truck that fuels your Prius
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6:00 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Nicholas Carlson
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And the best thing about this? There is no positive correlation between pageviews and profitability!
And the best thing about this is that trucks like this aren't as bad as industrial polluters. They make good scapegoats though.
Can we just build a bunch of nuclear power plants already? Then we can drive whatever the fuck we want and have a power grid that isn't a piece of shit and coal won't be an issue.
What the fuck do geeks care about the environment? It's not like they go outside.
Is this the truck that comes with the "dead baby seal" hood ornament?
@Peteski 9.8/10
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