Come to the dark side. Use the coupons. Coupons. Cooooooupons.

he almost peaked 25 seconds in but maybe he's too fat and is having trouble breathing. fat apple fanboys make me sick. where are the hipster anorexic chicks at?

i feel dirty now

Damn. Now I have to take another shower. Also, where's that screen-cleaning dog?

$10 bucks says he had his Spiderman underoos around his ankles while unboxing this thing.

I feel Dupréd

Man, this guy almost climaxed over those weak-ass specs? 2.4gHz/2gb ram/200gb hdd? That's like spanking it to Hilary Clinton.

Wow, if he gets that excited over a Mac I wonder how excited he gets when he's with a woma.... wait nevermind.

We should introduce Mac Boy to my German cousin:

+ Watch video

I think they'd get along great!

holy crap. the poor guy needs to get laid

Is he rubbing that thing on his privates?

@Monster Chalk: Or a cheeseburger.

@matto that's me when I have to force quit.

i'm not sure this is the mac user that apple is proud of. They prefer goodlooking people who use macs to surf the web and listen to itunes and open folders all poppy and zoomy and shit like "zwoof".

This guy looks like he could actually write some code or edit some f#cking pictures.

(written on a boring but somewhat fast grey dell ultraportable that doesnt make zwoofy sounds when folders open)