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Lucy Southworth, larry and lucy, tom kretchmar, larry page, nerdspotting...

Mark Zuckerberg reveals Larry Page's wife in another man's embrace

Lucy and Tom Kretchmar Before Lucy Southworth met Larry, there was another man in the future Ms. Page's life: Tom Kretchmar. From a photo album on Facebook, leaked thanks to the site's privacy holes, we can see Southworth and Kretchmar were close. In one photo, she's sitting on his lap. Old college flame, or just a friendly school chum? Never mind: Southworth is too radiantly adorkable for me to pay much attention to Kretchmar.

3:20 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
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sample032 at 03:32 PM on 03/27/08
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She almost looks like a guy in that...

Ohhh...
michaellamb at 03:36 PM on 03/27/08
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the guy she's sitting on's arm is freakishly long

note to all techies: lose the courier bag across the chest look. Doesn't do anything for the phsyique.
valleymonger at 03:48 PM on 03/27/08
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so what? do you think that she got married being a virgin or without previous relationships? be a bit more serious, please :-)
sample032 at 03:58 PM on 03/27/08
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@valleymonger: She wore cream, Larry wore white. [valleywag.com]
Alaska Miller at 04:18 PM on 03/27/08
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@sample032:

i don't know what that means? red is whore, white is virgin, cream is... tip?
mandarin at 04:56 PM on 03/27/08
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Looks like she was wearing parachute pants too...made of denim
Dweezil at 05:00 PM on 03/27/08
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@Alaska Miller: Cream is like the no sex before marriage *wink wink* people. Oral, hand, anal. Although... I'd think red would be anal, I don't know. I'll go ask a Catholic friend.
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fact: when she smiles she looks like a stroke victim
plushmessiah at 06:51 PM on 03/27/08
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Lucy had many, many boyfriends... (from someone who happens to know :).
Patricia2 at 09:36 AM on 03/28/08
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I'll be the lone person to say something positive. I like that she seems smart and cute.
dalejo at 11:40 AM on 03/28/08
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@Patricia2: How can you tell her intelligence from a picture? Maybe if she had a lab coat on or something...