Valleywag
Goodhearted dominatrix Mistress Victoria X doesn't have a soft spot towards the newly unrich men of Bear Stearns; it's more mercenary compassion. For a limited time, she's offering a per-hour discount equivalent to JPMorgan Chase's current offer for their stock: $10. "I approached this decision with some trepidation," she blogs. "You see, in my experience finance guys usually want things in their asses. I do not offer anal play on demand. Consequently the majority of my clients are lawyers." Take heed, boys: the Manhattan-based domme is also available for travel.
Surprise, Bear Stearns guys like it up the ass
Read More:
5:00 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Melissa Gira Grant
5,320 views
10 comments
Comments
A quick visit to the transsexual section of eros-ny.com (NSFW) shows lots of self-decribed girls more willing to put things in guys' asses, though not at a discount.
Jason Calcanis would charge you full-rate for putting it in your ass!
@matto: I'm not convinced he has time, considering his torrid love affair of sticking his head up his own ass.
@It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week: A true leader practices what he preaches!
Miss Victoria X has fabulous taste. Those heels she's wearing are Prada: Third Sin
STEARNS
@matto: Matt, please learn how to spell Jason's last name. You're killing me -- not to mention Jason's search-engine rankings.
@Owen Thomas: I was hoping that if I misspelled it, he wouldn't challenge me to a fight in the parking lot after school!
Curse you, Miss Victoria X! You've covered all the good Bear Stearns jokes. But I ask, can a man truly be dominated without having a large object inserted in his anus? I say "Nay!". (Or if the buttplug has a pony tail attached, "Neigh-h-h-h!")
Nice shoes, though.
Non-skid, mint-flavored buttplugs for the win.
Harry "not that I am into that sort of thing" Wang
Start a discussion:
Login with your username and password below. Or comment on this post via email.
Forgot your username or password? New User?